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Fuck yeh! I cant wait if she does do it, fap to that shit.

 

This isn't the first time she's said she'd take her clothes off for the right part. I've seen it come up several other times over the years. I doubt she will do it though. I mean she seems to want to quit acting. I think she is just doing as many movies as she has time to before leaving it all behind to go to whatever University she plans on attending.

 

You guys are not IRC hors so you don't know that I found out that Watson is a trap! D:

That said, Watson has a hairy bush, Do not want. Maybe if she shaved that shit I would watch but until she does, I shall not fap.

Edit: Fix'd Watson cause Tehan was raging about it

 

Don't try to fool us, dude. You would dig that bush face first even if it was flea-infested and on fire.

 

You hath caught me! I would muff dive that any day of the week

 

I honestly wouldn't want to see her naked. She's hot, sure, but all this noise about her reeks of the shitstorm that surrounded the Olsen crackheads. Despite whether you thought those two were attractive or not, it made no difference to me: I still only saw the two toddler from 'Full House'. Same psychological block applies to Watson.

 

By the way, I know for a fact this discussion has come up more than once since I've been a member. Emma Watson is quite pretty, and I imagine if she did choose a role that required a nude scene she would be fit enough that all of us (see: you) would be drooling. And regarding Hermione's bush-y hair, two words: Bikini wax.

EDIT: Oh, and Blaise: I had a black joke here, but I edited it with something in context--Kirsten Dunst is pretty hot, right? She's been hot for years. Now think about the little girl from Interview with a Vampire. Still have that psychological block? There are tons of child actresses that have grown into being hot and shed the "child actress" persona. Many of these women have also shown their tits quite sexily.

And I just had to say sexily.

 

LOL shoulda kept the joke, 'cause Kirsten Dunst is not remotely attractive. Plain face, snaggle-toothed, flat chested...just no. A better comparison would've been Michelle Trachtenberg (from Pete & Pete), or Amanda Bynes (two old Nickelodeon shows), or Anna Paquin (Fly Away Home).

But they weren't nearly as big a deal as Watson was at their age. They weren't typecast into their child roles, while all of the HP actors very much are.

 

tl;dr: Bitches squeeing. Chill out and go find some lulzy smut.

 

If you wouldn't fuck Kirsten Dunst that's your problem. And Anna Paquin? WTF. All I can think of is her stupid ass in that vampire show on Showtime. The one where the black girl says, in a southern voice, something along the lines of, "You can't trust that vampire! He just wants to suck your blood!" I'd take Kirsten Dunst (she was baaaanging in Bring It On or whateverthefuck) over her any day.

Plus: Did you hear the one about the black president??? The joke is that it's real!

crickets

EDIT: Provdmahpoint

 

You know somewhere, someone is labouring over a typewriter thinking up as many artsy nude scenes possible with the intent of getting watson in the buff.

I salute you good sir.

 

Helluva lot better than Dunst:

Yum.

 

That show really is terrible. I don't get Showtime anymore (used to get it and HBO for free; that was nice) but on a trip recently I tried watching that show in the hotel... Ye gods it was awful. Everyone trying to sound like some Southern Gentleman or Scarlett O'Hara. Just another example of people trying to cash in on the Twilight bullshit, I guess. Seriously, how can the thought of something that drinks blood be erotic or tittilating? Sure, the lead-up to that is sensuous and intimate, but the actual blood drinking? I don't think so.

That said, I do think Paquin is fairly cute, and Dunst as well, although Dunst has these tiny teeth that make me think her baby teeth never fell out. Anyone else notice that?

As do I. If the writer needs any help, I'm available for a very affordable rate: Let me be at the filming and I'll help you write it up!

 

I think all the actresses mentioned here suffer from the "famous" disease. You know, when someone becomes famous and, even though he or she is average looking, maybe more on the "looking pretty good but not quite there" side, and suddenly, because they've become publicly known, they get hordes of fans (and not fans) who want to jump them at the first opportunity.

I don't think Emma Watson is hot 'per se'. In fact, I don't think any of the girls cast for primary roles in the Harry Potter series are hot. I happen to believe most of them are average-looking, in that "next-door-ish" kind of way, but they are famous actresses, and that's what makes them fapping material, because otherwise, we'd just turn our heads to look at them on the streets to never think about them again.

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit those hoes, but I do consider an exaggeration to call Anna Paquin or Emma Watson "teh hawtness"