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That's why I assault Hanabi - Souffle Rosetti - M

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by Illution, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. Illution

    Illution Seventh Year

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    Title: That's why I assault Hanabi
    Author: Souffle Rosetti
    Rating: Mature
    Pairing: Naruto/Hanabi
    Summary: Really, the Kyuubi always knew this. Hinata should have expected this. Jiraiya should have known. So how did this little fact about Naruto slip the minds of everyone? It is a delicious crack-fic.


    This one is an awesome tricksy loli that you have to read yourselves.

    Personal Rating: 5/5
     
  2. Ksai

    Ksai Third Year

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    Er...

    You gave this fic 5 stars?
    Sorry but it deserves 3 stars max for a rather good writing skills. There just was not enough crack to make this story funny for me. Pedo!Naruto - fail!

    8... years... Ok... The author is a sick fuck.

    PS
    Hmmm... I'm just too lazy to make a new thread for a one shot so I'll just give a link here. Enjoy!
     
  3. Garrus

    Garrus Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Boring.

    Not funny.

    Pointless.

    Fuck pedophilia.

    2/5 at best.
     
  4. ZeroTheDestroyer

    ZeroTheDestroyer Auror

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    meh it has its moments, maybe not a 5 but its not that bad. The pedo was a little weird though, but its pretty much just a huge crack fic-the sad part is there is no realistic NaruHanabi fics out there.
     
  5. MrMucus

    MrMucus Groundskeeper

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    This. 0/5

    There's not much worse than Pedo!Naruto.
     
  6. Illution

    Illution Seventh Year

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    You are all reading too much into this. If you want to see it that way, technically most pairings you read in Naruto is pedophilia, considering in most fics they start out at 12 years old. This author has good writing skills and has brought out a lot subtle humor and potential for a crack fic.

    Edit:
    The Ice Princess of Konoha
     
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  7. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Edit: Disregard that, got mixed up and quoted the start of Ice Princess.

    Point remains, though. Getting outraged over consensual and mutually enjoyed sexual acts between fictional characters just because one is below an age that, in reality, means that on average she's too young to enjoy it... save your righteous outrage for something less utterly stupid. There's that thread about the woman getting lashed and jailed for being raped that just popped up, for example.

    Still, the fic's pretty damn dull.
     
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  8. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    I hate Naruto romance, I couldn't really care less about their ages, though the younger they are, the less believable it is. It's always written terribly.

    On the off chance that this one breaks the mold, I'll check it out.
     
  9. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    I thought it was pretty funny. Horribly OOC, riddled with plot holes, and involving pointless confrontations with people who shouldn't have been there in the first place, but funny ^.^

    It IS a crack fic right?

    can't really call it Pedo-Naruto either. He's what? two years older than her? three? granted their both WAY to young, but I'm sure odder things have happened... Somewhere... Maybe....
     
  10. ZeroTheDestroyer

    ZeroTheDestroyer Auror

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    Personally this story could work if it actually had some plot behind it, even if it is a crack plot.
     
  11. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    This is basically a rip from the Tsukihime Doujin 'That's why I Assault Ren'. I called the dude out on it on the TFF forums a while ago. ;x

    Link

    Much more amusing.
     
  12. Chime

    Chime Dark Lord

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    Oh wow, is that where a cat is fine too came from? I always wondered what manga that page belonged to. Incredible.
     
  13. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Indeed it is.
     
  14. Robo Jesus

    Robo Jesus High Inquisitor

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    We need a Recycling Bin section for the other fandoms. =/
     
  15. sincostan

    sincostan High Inquisitor

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    This story isn't even worth that much and should be deleted from here. A Cat is Fine Too is much more entertaining.