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Neville and Harry in Azkaban

Discussion in 'Story Search' started by matt89670, Mar 4, 2009.

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  1. matt89670

    matt89670 Guest

    Mar 4, 2009 #1
    I'm trying to find a fanfic I read once and can't remember the name of. The plot had Harry and Neville locked up in Azkaban. Harry becomes powerful and instead of escaping they use magic to make changes to their cells, turning them into penthouses. They get a computer and Neville gets addicted to internet porn. They later go to a brothel and Ginny is working there. Anyone know the name of this story or where to find it?
     
  2. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Mar 4, 2009 #2
    ... why would you ever want to find this story? It should remain locked in the dark recesses of your depraved little mind.
     
  3. Rhapsody Belle

    Rhapsody Belle Sixth Year

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    Mar 4, 2009 #3
    Either it's really, really good, or it's for the lulz.

    Hell, I actually looked for "My Immortal" because I needed a good laugh.
     
  4. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    But it's goooone. ;_;

    It was easy to find before FF deleted it. All you had to type was "worst fanfiction ever" into google search and it automatically came up.
     
  5. Randeemy

    Randeemy Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    And now if you do that, you probably get a story about Neville and Harry in Azkaban living in luxury before finding Ginny in a brothel.
     
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  6. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Nah, it brings you to the "Story Not Found. Unable to locate story with id of 2828044." message.
     
  7. KrzaQ

    KrzaQ Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Mar 4, 2009 #7
    My Immortal has its own Encyclopedia Dramatica entry, with link to repost.
     
  8. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    Mar 7, 2009 #8
    I'd suspect the second. It has too much inherent fail to be the first. I mean, come on, they magic themselves up computers and internet... Has anyone EVER seen that done well? Is it even possible to jokingly consider the fic good if it contains that?
     
  9. uriel

    uriel Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Mar 7, 2009 #9
    I've vaguely this.. I'm sure it was posted to DLP before, once upon a time.

    Is it the one where Neville hooks up with Ginny despite the fact she's a Hooker after Harry? And they use their penthouse/jail cells as a base to operate from?

    Yeah IIRC it was pretty bad, i'll try to find it regardless :)
     
  10. Kthr

    Kthr Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    Mar 7, 2009 #10
    How do they go to the brothel if they are not trying to escape? Dementor whores?
     
  11. Montclair

    Montclair First Year

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  12. Viper

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    Mar 7, 2009 #12
    Until Montclair's post, I was trying to convince myself that such a fic did not exist and the OP was merely trying to mess with us.