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Canon Snape v. Fanon Snape

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mordac, Mar 12, 2009.

  1. Mordac

    Mordac Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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  2. Torak

    Torak Death Eater

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    Lol you better not be the drawer or else

    GG Mate GG :awesome
     
  3. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Nice find, Fanfiction Snape makes me want to gouge my eyes out though...
     
  4. Psychotic Cat

    Psychotic Cat Chief Warlock

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    Canon Snape is awesome, he's a bastard, a greasy git that angsts over a dead woman and all that..... but at least he's straight.


    Fanon Snape(well, fangirl Snape to be accurate) is a fucking fag.
     
  5. thapagan

    thapagan High Inquisitor

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    What a goof, good find.
     
  6. meatzman2

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    My eyes hurt, my brain hurts. That I bothered to read the text beneath fanon Snape makes me wholly responsible, nevertheless:

    I blame you entirely for this Mordac.

    Get the fuck out!
     
  7. Wildfeather

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    I can agree with the idea in total, but canon Snape was kind of a fool by any definition. I really disliked Snape, as I was supposed to, but found his methods retarded. Even if he did the best thing in the end, doesn't make him any less of an idiot.
     
  8. Silens Cursor

    Silens Cursor The Silencer DLP Supporter

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    Okay, as someone who actually found Snape's character to be one of the most well-written and developed in Rowling's work, I can whole-heartedly say that I prefer canon to fanon Snape. He's an insufferable bastard, a greasy git, but he was a well-developed character that I can appreciate. That scrawl on the right is making me want to gouge my eyes out with a filth-encrusted wooden spoon infested with termites.
     
  9. Poytin

    Poytin The Arby's Hipster DLP Supporter

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    Old picture. But yeah canon Snape > Most fanon Snape
     
  10. Pieman

    Pieman Seventh Year

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    There are different types of fanon Snapes, most of which are pregnant. Canon Snape>All of them, except the ones that go on the magical equivalent of school shootings.
     
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    Fucking win pic, lol. Thats hilarious.
     
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    lol epic win. nice find.
     
  13. Mordac

    Mordac Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Rest assured that, if I could draw this well, I wouldn't waste my talent on Snape.
     
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    That's a very amusing drawing.

    And Canon Snape in that one is way too good-looking. Those robes are way too fancy, and the hair isn't all that greasy. And since when did Snape have a beard? Still, it's very good. And far > than the yaoi bishie on the right hand side.
     
  15. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    [​IMG]

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  16. Pieman

    Pieman Seventh Year

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    My miniskirt was way more fashionable than leather pants.
     
  17. Inferno

    Inferno First Year

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    Oh my gosh, I love the picture. It's really accurate. I disliked canon Snape because he's a bastard, but I HATE fanon Snape because he has no depth to his character at all, and the authors basically took Snape out of their story and replaced him with a hot gay guy who happens to be named Severus Snape and is the Potions Master of Hogwarts.
     
  18. Sophie

    Sophie Denarii Host

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    But in your intro thread you say that you do like the Snape/Hermione pairing? WTF?

    Get an opinion, girl.
     
  19. Kang

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    Yay, Catfight!

    Also, fanon!Snape = Fail.

    Always.
     
  20. Inferno

    Inferno First Year

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    Sophie: I like Hermione/Snape sometimes. It has to be really well written or a parody, cause otherwise it makes no sense. In my opinion a good Hermione/Snape story is The Fire and the Rose.
     
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