Title: Ginny Weasley: Supervixen by the_bartender713
Author: the_bartender713
Rating: 6th-7th years
Genre: Alternate Univers
DLG Category: Romanse/Angst/Awesomeness!!11!! (some sad parts, so bring tissues, no kiddin'!
Pairing: Harry/Ginny... uh, is their anything else? Squee!
Status: Complete
Word Count: 52,833, or in other words, not nearly enough!!11!!

ZOMG!!11!! Just, just... OMG!!:awesome :awesome

My only compplaint, and fer shure its a teeny tiny one, is that Harry is dead at first (No Spoilers on the ending from this fangirl!!) and our Gin-Gin is ever so unhappiest. Well, girlfriend is not about to stand by without some REVANGE LOL!!

[EDIT:] Have to rate it 4/5 'coz off Harrykins bein dead and all.

If ya'll's in the mood four somethin edgier, theres a delisciouly twisted but satisfying romanse on Patronis Charm named Comehither, and allthough hte rest of the site is full of sick and wrong stuff like Harry with Parvetti or even Phlegm (gross, I mean rlly? Srsly?), there's this hot story about Harry and Draco that has to be writen by one of us, a grrl who wants bad to waite till we're married to "do it" but in the meentime we can imagine those hot boys rezolvin' a bunch off UST!!! Omg I cannot beleive theirs only 1 review!

 

I feel like killing you.
Isnt it enough that Raven ruined the layout, but now you have to mess up with the library too?

I think I will just sleep and wait for this ginnymania to pass before I wake up again. Someone wake me up when it is the 2nd.

Edit: you forgot to rate it.

 

You can get fucked in the ear.

On topic: Brilliant story, posted on an even more brilliant site (Mugglenet4lyfe)
/5

 

Ginny kicks ass!1!!!1!1

/me loves it.

 

Who rated this story less than a five? You stupid jerkhead, you just don't understand how wonderful H/G is. I bet you worship the devil, you mean person.

 

OMG! Long time since I read something this touching! 5/5 for sure!

 

It was truly magnificent.

I especially liked how Ginny managed to fight her way, alone, through a fortified manor and 37 Death Eaters. The battles were truly magnificent and everything was very well explained.

Vivifying experience.

∞/5

 

I really love this story. The way Ginny fought for Harry was adorable. We need more fics like this.

5/5

 

This is getting the flaming it deserves for being pure, purile fangirlism. Repulsive, poorly written, and it seems that Ginny can do no wrong. Characterization is haphazard, dialogue is atrocious... what more can you ask from something like this.

1/5.

 

Shutz up your meaniez!!!111!@

God, I luv this fics o much, et is real good and giny is shown well. She needs to be as powerful as she was in canon (and hotz too!!11 :awesome )

5/5 of course

 

I fap to Bonnie Wright.

 

Silens, U trolling uz? Go away wit ur stupit azz opinionz! Tis iz gr8t work of 4rt!!!1!!!!11!

 

I'm allmost not even sorrey to say this - UR not a nice person. GAAHHH! UR luckyy my period is not this week or I woud call you a "B" word allmost for shure. Teh only thing u got write wuz that ginny can do know wrong.

 

I would bend Ginny over and taint her holyfied ass.

 

I wouldn't touch Ginny with a 10 foot poll...or even with that, either.

 

Was it an April Fools joke to post like this?

 

Yes it was.

 

Read it or more like tried to read it, wasn't able to. As such won't rate it.

 

How is it that sarcastic April Fools joke threads - blatant ones, not something subtle like Sesc's reccing of The Seventh Horcrux - can be misconstrued as serious recommendations?!? Christ, just look at the date the thread was started.

On a related note, are we all gonna wonder a few months from now, when we run across one of these talking-out-our-asses posts, what the hell someone was thinking and why he/she wasn't "killed with righteous fire"?

 

That you do, Portus, that you do.

I actually think I don't have any posts I regret from yesterday... but then again, while most people metamorphosed into Ginny fanboys/girls/both, I sort of went sociopathic in good anarchist spirit, rejecting the onslaught of pink with nebulous trolling, sarcasm, and general douchebaggery. And it was fun.