Crowning moment of :awesome in this fic.

 

I am a better human being for having read that.

I know I've posted this before:

It has since been updated and the reviews? They are stellar:

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Review of chapter "Part 19" from nightslayer
Review:
stupid people, don't they know that causing that much distress could really hurt xander and the baby!! stupid people
Review By [nightslayer] • Date [8 May 09] • Not Rated"

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Review of chapter "Part 15" from BlackRose
Review:
“I’m pregnant, not an invalid.” Oh Xander better get use to Snape hover over him. I can't wait for the little Snape/Xander babies to show up."

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Review of chapter "Part 16" from xanderfan
Review:
Love it. It's so cute to see Xander nesting."

:banana:

 

Obligatory "ew/gross/kill it with fire" rant.

That's taken from somewhere; a TV show, I think. I just can't remember where.

 

I just... I hate people.

 

*cringes*
It's just a horribly cliched/overused line in general. I've seen it used all over the place. No idea where it first came from though.

And agreed...it's fics (and reviews) like this that make me really wish I had a flamethrower.

 

If the idea of Snape kidnapping Xander and then forcibly raping and impregnating him doesn't seem really cute and charming and/or hott then I just don't know WHAT is wrong with you!

 

It would be a nice change of plot idea if the line was tweaked to "I'm pregnant and an invalid." Also who the balls is Xander?

 

Xander Harris from Buffy the Vampire Slayer I presume.

Which makes no sense, because he's done nothing but date women throughout the series. It's just his bad luck that every girl he gets seriously involved with dies.

 

Or tries to kill/torture him in some way. Can't forget the bug. Never forget the bug.

 

I just found this little gem. I think it was supposed to be a crack!fic or a parody, but the summary doesn't even indicate half the amount of fail present in this story.

 

Oh god, that was terrible...the first couple sentences were slightly funny, then it all went downhill. And yes, it does appear to be a crackfic/parody, just really crappily done.

 

I've read this several times and still don't understand.

 

Gryffslythpuffclaw: The House for the undecided » by Isaboo reviews Independent!Harry AU after fifth book. Harry tries to kill himself, gets emancipated and is angry with Dumbles. Manipulative!Dumbledore SLASH OOC no explicit sexy stuffRated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 4-26-07 - Harry P. & Blaise Z.

With a title like that who needs a summary?

 

Does Harry get her to strip so he can sketch her lopsided orangutan titties?

 

the storm lifts up the leaves » by Pogonotrophy reviews Black like an eye, bruised night brightens by morning, yellow then grey - a memory. What the light was like // A memory in three parts

The metaphor strikes me as odd...comparing dawn to a black eye?

Masquerade by dracosoftie reviews Harry finally finishes the Twilight series, and Draco throws him a party to celebrate. With everyone Polyjuiced as Twilight characters, will they find each other? H/D and other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

.. there are no words to describe the fail with this one.

Shattered » by LuvHarryP reviews AU/OOC, about to enter his second year at Hogwarts, Jack Snape is forced to deal with the realiztion he was once Harry Potter. Can he make peace with his dads for lying to him, as he faces new challenges like the basilisk? warn slash JS/DM, RL/SS

Nevermind the stupid harry-rename, nevermind it seems harry is a product of a m-preg...The part that gets me is the slash between "Jack" and Draco at *12 years old!*


~Kitti

 

The Two Timer by eroticfan reviews Draco takes narcissism to new heights by having an affair with himself. Yes, himself. A DracoxDraco romance, with a bit of HarryxDraco as well. Very lemony magical fun and games.Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete


Words fail me at describing how horrible this premise is.

 

Well, if 'Draco' was Harry and one of the 'Draco' were a girl from an alternate universe, we already had a fic like this. And we liked it, so the premise isn't THAT fail....

ninjaedit:Girl! Harry is evil too, iirc.

 

Hp emo love 2 » by Kawaiiemogirlxxx reviews This is a seqeal to da first story. How will Harry and Ron cope with the baby? NO FLAMES OR I WILL SET MY EMO DINORAWRZ ON U AND DON'T READ IF U HATE EMO!Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-28-09 - Published: 5-24-09 - Harry P. & Ron W.



This HAS to be a trollfic

 

At least we are warned and this emo isn't forcing there misery on the rest of us, just the other emo's...