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Classic games, perverted style!

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by MrINBN, Jun 4, 2009.

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  1. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    Jun 4, 2009 #1
    Starfox 64:
    "Incoming enemy from the rear, drop altitude."
    "Whoa, here comes a big one! Can you make it?"
    "Use the boost to get through!"
    "I can't let you do that, Star Fox!"
    "Jeez la weez, what is that?!"
    "Just what I needed to see, Star Wolf."

    And so forth. Can anyone else think of any? The basic rules are you have to use dialog from a game that, when rearranged creatively, make a rather interesting scene. Smut games don't count.
     
  2. Matian

    Matian Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Jun 4, 2009 #2
    Unfortunately I cannot remember anything significant from any classic games, although I do remember this bit from Oblivion:

    Mirabelle Monet, Anvil, about the The Fo'c's'le: "My beds are only for sailers and Seamen..."

    Even funnier is the rumours you may pick up around the city indicating that the Fo'c's'le is indeed a whorehouse: "Mirabelle Monet runs quite a boarding house. I understand all of the sailors leave very satisfied."
     
  3. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Jun 4, 2009 #3
    OP: Heh, I think I saw that same dialogue posted somewhere else...

    I can't think of an exact script, but if you simply listened to any Super Smash Bros. game, out of context, you could take it as smutty. For example:

    Kirby: Hiiiiiii!
    Captain Falcon: Show me ya' moves!
    *smash*
    *grab*
    *explosion*
    Captain Falcon: Yes!

    And so forth and so on :awesome
     
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  4. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Jun 4, 2009 #4
    Pretty sure this is all in-game dialogue.
     
  5. Dr. Strange Lulz

    Dr. Strange Lulz Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Jun 5, 2009 #5
    Speaking of which, the lastest VG Cats is one of the truest comics I've seen in years.
     
  6. Lhefriel_Medies

    Lhefriel_Medies Fifth Year

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    Jun 5, 2009 #6
    Did you hear that they're going to put AUTOMINING in Starcraft II? I mean, that takes out such a critical and challenging element in the game. And don't even get me started on autocasting. If this keeps up, you might be able to play the game competently with an APM of less than 150.

    Sorry, that's just what the comic reminded me of. I personally think that removing all of these tedious details is actually making games a lot more interesting, although I also agree there should be limits. Like autoaiming, which sort takes out most of the point of playing the game to begin with.