LOL; what a find. This is an obvious troll, and not a very good one. I think he's just trying to offend as many people as possible with that retarded ebonics. In the first chapter Harry is apparently black and conjures fried chicken and watermelon for his hungry mother.

I looked to see how long this thing was, and some of the chapter titles are...well, let's put it this way: if you follow the link below, you'll get to read the epically awesome epicness that is called "gay butt sex in da chamber of secrets." It's not slash exactly. There aren't really words for what it is.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4994467/34/imma_Wiserd

 

I don't have words to describe that, either. However, this review would come close.

Props to the person who wrote that.

 

Doesn't help that its an obvious troll look at the other story:

marquezs big book of poetry » reviews poems ritten by meHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-20-09 - Published: 5-17-09 - Kingsley S. & Percival D.

 

Damn it all. Now I wish I had just quoted the whole butt-sex chapter in this thread. It was only about 500 words, and it really was a unique, er, reading experience.

 

10. Harry Potter Decendant of Zeus by digisovereign reviews Harry Potter is the descendant of a great demon named Zeus, HPXCharmedXbeybladeRated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-4-09 - Phoebe H. & Harry P.

What the fuck?

 

HP/Charmed I can understand, but Beyblade? That crappy anime about spinning tops? What the hell?!

 

Dear God...

 

Fingerless gloves and spikey fucked up hair must be big in the land of England.

 

Do not forget that the author of Harry Potter Decendant of Zeus also gave Harry the dead bone pulse from Naruto.

 

To be fair, if you're gonna make him a Super!Harry giving him dead bone pulse would be one of the cooler abilities I can think of. Still, what the hell was the author thinking when he started writing that?

 

Duh, he was playing his ocarina. Everyone knows playing a flute is kewl.

 

I couldn't help but go what the fuck is this shit? At the orange hair. Of course that was after the demon apple and other bull shit so I couldn't have been too surprised.

 

I know I've always wondered what Dumbledore looked like in a bikini. And the summary just doesn't do this fic justice. I checked, and inside there are chapters titled "What if Neville was really Joe Jonas?" and "What if Hedwig was a platypus?"

You're welcome.

 

Well, for a crack!fic it wasn't terrible...

Oh, who am I kidding. It's terrible. Not even filled with epic failure lulz.

 

I think this begs the question; Why isnt Hedwig a platypus?

 

Because she's the animagus of an animagus of a...

 

MOAR HERMAN AND HARRY SMUT. NAO

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4255482/1/

Hermione's New Change » reviews
Hermione doesn't belong, it's her life long dream to be a pureblood, amd that's exactly what she gets. the challenges that Hermione faces are incredible. R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,573 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-13-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M.

 

Wow. It took one run on, grammatically incorrect sentence to completely change Hermione into someone with the same name but a different personality.

Kudos to the author.

EDIT: Holy crap. I just read on and what the hell? So many things wrong... Just glance at a couple lines every scroll or so.

This really, truly belongs here.