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Twilight

Discussion in 'Books and Anime Discussion' started by deathinapinkboa, Aug 13, 2008.

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  1. Boo

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    It’s a romance story with a Vampire twist.
    The only book that has a main Vampire story is Breaking Dawn.

    I read the books and I thought they were alright. I'm not like those fans screaming "Bite Me".

    Everyone says Bella wants to be submissive. She really isn’t. She is a Human in the middle of Vampire fights. She does what they say to survive.
    Plus, she kept sneaking away to see Jacob.

    Also people have those sigs that say
    Bella: "Put a baby in me."
    It wasn’t something they planed or even knew could happen.
     
  2. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    You made panda sad for the male species.
     
  3. Chime

    Chime Dark Lord

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    Except they aren't vampires. They don't even drink human blood. They're vegetarian, sparkling vampires.

    First you claim it's a story with a twist on vampires but the truth comes out: there aren't any vampire conflicts until breaking dawn.

    ???

    You will be. Twilight is a progressive degenerative disease.

    All you've shown here is that she's submissive.

    She does what they say because she is too weak to fight, she submits.

    She's going away to see Jacob because she's become dependent on him. If she didn't have him, she would be a vapid shell of nothing. If she were dominant, she could stand on her own two feet.
    Okay.
     
  4. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Guise! stop makin' fun of Twigliiiight! Ur all just jealous cus edward is hota than u all.

    <3 edward 4evar.

    PS. i am a vampire. Bet u ddnt know that but twighlight is real and the books are a conspearicy to cover it up. i am bella. now whose laffin?
     
  5. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Ow. Just ow.
     
  6. smurr79

    smurr79 First Year

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    This is just absurd, why are you still trying to prove that this is a good book/movie? Aren't you tired of defending something that is basically depsised by every other person on the site? With very good reason I might add.
     
  7. Schrodinger

    Schrodinger Muggle ~ Prestige ~

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    Not meaning to drive this thread away from its marvelous ragefest, but Smurr79 is a lame name. Not that I have any right to say that, but seriously.
     
  8. Cruentus

    Cruentus Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    And their fuckin awesome too.



    Summit Entertainment Presents: An inextricable cultural phenomenon.

    Twilight.

    Coldly calculated to pander to your shrieking demographic.



    I recommend Rifftrax for anybody who if going to watch the movie, makes the whole thing hilarious.
     
  9. Boo

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    She doesn’t submit/do what Edward says a lot.
    She left Alice and Jasper in Twilight. She forced them to change plans to make sure Charlie was safe.
    She went to La Push in Eclipse.


    Her and Jacob was the whole imprint thing. Pseudo-romance till Renesmee was born.
    The romance part of this story is about soul-mates. Bella wasn’t complete without Edward. She survived with Jacob because of the Renesmee imprint.
     
  10. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    You make me sad to be human. Die in a fire immediately.
     
  11. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I figure we've gotten all the discussion that can be squeezed from this topic.
     
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