Am I the only one who kind of likes the idea of a duck tales crossover now. Oh and XXX sucked, and, it didn't get a lot better when they brought in ice cube.

 

Let me give it a try...

Upon his sixteenth birthday, Harry comes into his magical inheritance and discovers that he's not a wizard, but a magical, talking duck!

The goblins instantly start treating him like the Second Coming, because unbeknownst to all, the goblins don't own a majority share in their own bank - the man who does is none other than Scrooge Mc-fucking-Duck, Lily's own father!

Flash forward to Harry using his new found duck powers to swim through pools of solid gold galleons and jet-setting around the world in search of lost treasure and magical artifacts *me flashes back to the feature film* with his three identical triplet second (or is it third?) cousins and his crotchety grandfather.

The tale ends with Harry using arcane duck powers to bring down Lord Voldemort, who at the last moment gets off the Killing Curse that would end our fowl hero.

Plot twist!

Harry's until now cold and greedy grandfather dives in front of the curse and saves Harry at the cost of his own life!

Plot twist again!

Scrooge's lucky dime is actually - his very own horcrux!

Revelation!

Grandpa Scrooge is really the Duck Lord Malquacken! Harry must now take up the mantle from his immortal grandfather, who just wants to retire to a quiet life of touching gold, looking at gold, swimming in gold... and some other less wholesome things... with gold, of course.

With an army of hired thugs and goblins at his disposal, Harry makes his way as the greediest duck who ever hatched!


Ah, good times.

 

I...would totally read that.

 

I'm ashamed to say that I would probably read that to. Maybe a XXX raised Harry wouldn't be sooooo bad... It might be pretty interesting if there was a good plot.

 

I'm not ashamed to say i'd read that. I'd probably read it several times and spread to gospel to everyone. I'd probably even review too.

 

I don't know about a Duck Tales crossover but there's a pretty good Calvin and Hobbes crossover out there.

 

Link or it doesn't exist.

 

Relax my rushed friend:

1. The Best Seven Years » by Blu Taiger reviews
Crossover with Harry Potter. Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,987 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 1-19-06

 

Calvin and Hobbes?! Seriously?!


I'm pretty sure you just made my life 20% better by pointing this out. Of course, that could just mean that my life sucks, but I'd like to think it's at least average...

 

I would read that.....in fact.....,

hmmmmm nuff said?

 

:awesome

I would not only read it, but translate it into Polish and spread the Truth that is Harry McDuck Potter to Polish fandom.

Is there any chance, that somebody would write this?

 

No. No one will actually write it.