15. Hogwarts Idol » by amoureux interdits reviews
Draco and Hermione are heads and are in charge of putting on the first ever Hogwarts Idol. Hermione's songs demonstrate their changing relationship. When it comes time for a winner to be chosen will they care anymore? Full Sum inside. Read and Review.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,381 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 6-9-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.


I guess this is what self parody is?

18. Alcaeus Malfoy » by ClassySam reviews
Draco's son Alcaeus, a dyslexic child who no one wanted to understand was heard by Jade; a passionate woman for challenged children. She teaches Alcaeus the basics in English and Math, but also teaches Draco Malfoy, a thing or two about love and life.
Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,317 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 8-30-08 - Draco M. & OC - Complete

8. Layla Potter » by layla luv reviews
Harry Potter is the boy who defeated the Dark Lord. But what about his half sister? No one told her story until now. Read to see how Layla Potter will survive the Sorcerer's Stone.
Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 6-6-09 - Severus S. & OC

Geez, I wonder why no one told that story before.

Also, author name same as OC name: Mary Sue alert!

 

Forbidden by SILVERArrowGRIFFIN reviews
Harry falls in love with a Slytherin girl and he knew that their love was forbidden.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-28-09 - Harry P. & Daphne G. - Complete

Oh yes. Great work there. Just have a look inside. We get a 'story' along with the lyrics to "Time Is Running Out" by Muse.

Rise of the Black Lord » by Pendragon aka the Black Prince reviews
Harry has broken away from from dumbles and creates his Own side in the battle as a Dark Lord after the Fiasco at the dom.Thus rises Lord Revan Dark Lord of chaos. HP DG friendship only pairing oc Lucy Lewellyn/Hadrian Potter nee Cyrus Orion Black.namecha
Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 3-25-09 - Harry P. & Daphne G.

This one also belongs in the Awesomely Bad topic. Definitely, definitely belongs in there.

 

Roman de la Rose » reviews
One young girl's act of rebellion and one older man's act of debauchery begins to grow into something more. The two begin to question their true motives for their relationship and attempt to deal with its evolution. Rose/Lucius with a side of Al/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-7-09 - Published: 11-9-08 - Rose W. & Lucius M.

I couldn't believe my eyes. This summary/story is so utterly terrible it is more funny than watching Carlos Mencia struggle to wring a laugh out of a joke.

 

Damn, I saw that Rise of a Black Lord one scaryisit and rushed over to this thread to post it, since it BELONGS here. But, alas, I have been beated to the punch.

 

I had to check what kind of crossovers there are out there.

Harry Potter: Best of Both Worlds by Hiya6HProcks Harry Potter and Miley Stewart meet. While Hannah Montana teaches Harry how to have the best of both worlds, by being a singer and a perfectly normal person, Miley teaches Harry how to be normal teenager at the same time.Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Published: 7-2-09 - Harry P. & Hannah M./Miley S.

PotterMontana Murder Mystery » by French Shark reviews This is just about the mystery of the murder. not much else, no real pairings, etc. Not much on school events either. Message me please for ideas on McGonagall and Dumbledore's reactions, and also on ideas of the murderer!Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-08 - Harry P. & Hannah M./Miley S.




New Rapture » by Archangel the lord of death reviews Harry recieves an inheritance from his Mother and with that comes new responsibilities and a new weapon to fight Voldemort. Set Post HBP, Dark!Harry, Harry/Bellatrix and Harry/Daphne. Hints of Non Con in chapter 9Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,387 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 2-10-08 - Harry P.

And apparently, Arch Angel loves to make weird crossovers judging by the fact that he has C&C crossover, Dungeon Keeper crossover and a Warcraft crossover.

 

I know that Ruskbyte is a pretty good author and all, but what put me off was the lover part of the equation. I mean really?

I can't judge on the actual fic itself though as I haven't read it yet, I was just checking my hotmail and found that in my alert list.

Lover at eleven?

 

I have to agree with you on this one..."lover" at 11 really puts a bad taste in my mouth. Do people just forget what age first years are, or are they into kids having sex?

~Kitti

 

I don't know if this one has been posted. I've searched the forums and it has not turned up anything.

Nothing Sacred » by Philosopher reviews
“You dumped Legolas? But you two were like sooo made for each other!” “Totally. ‘Sides he wanted me to like go to the Grey Havens with him.” “Shyaaa! Like that’s gonna happen.”


Not shitting you. The summary doesn't have anything to do with Harry Potter and yet, it is on FF.net under Harry/Tonks...

 

1. Jesus and Hitler a Romance » reviews Adolf Hitler escapes into the past and meets someone who will change his life forever.Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 12-12-07

Words fail me...who would think of such a perversity?

 

Bah, that's old news. That was tossing around on IRC months ago.

 

The Ball Roles by Zaara the black reviews
A smiple turn of events at the Yule Ball could make people as well as brake them. Confident Harry, Manpulitie Dumbledore, Dumbles bashing, Wesley bashing to some extent. Harry/Harem.
Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-5-09 - Harry P. & Fleur D.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5194003/1/The_Ball_Roles

Mythos » by Jade Star reviews
Fleur is the daughter of the French MOM. Harry and Hermione are werewolves,her lovers and protectors. What started out as a simple mission turns into a politcal disaster, and nothing is fair in love and war. UPDATED
Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 3-15-09 - Fleur D. & Harry P.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4923520/1/Mythos

Harry Potter And A Better Life » by muggemagic
Harry Potter Is Abusd By His Relatives...What Will Happen When The Weasley's Find Out...Will He Have A Better Life At Last?
Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 383 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 5-9-09
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5049405/1/Harry_Potter_And_A_Better_Life

this just sounds like it has every cliche in the book. Not to mention 4 chapters 383 words. Fail.

9. Dramione: The Castle Tower » by Kellie413 reviews
Slytherin's Prince, Draco Malfoy, and Gryffindor's Princess, Hermione Granger, are engaged to stop a raging war. Together, they will learn to tolerate one another and kindle their love.
Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,784 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 10-13-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4593427/1/Dramione_The_Castle_Tower

the first word of the title says it all, the sad thing is this story has more reviews than a truly brilliant story like Skitterleap which only has 54. Fucking fan girls.

 

I think we can safely say any story that has a Harry/Draco pairing or .... anything to do with slash actually...

 

There needs to be a slash filter at least since a crap filter is impossible with the huge numbers of positive reviews these abominations generate.

 

just spotted this:

Thank You by piggyrama reviews A plump witch with a trolley. The students see her as nothing but a smiling witch they have no idea how much pain she is in, how hard it is to always wear that happy smile when what she would most like to do is cast a vanishing charm on herself.Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-09 - Complete

New rule of the internet, there is HP angst for everything.

 

Cast a vanishing charm on herself? For crying out loud, make up some better threats!

 

I feel this may have been posted before, but:

1. The Torture of Harry Potter
Stabbed and slashed he sits in a tub filled with his own blood. Waiting...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Published: 6-15-09 - Harry P. & Bellatrix L. - Complete

 

You're a Wizard, Harry: Inside the Mind of Harry » by Ron and Harry reviews Harry Potter's true thoughts about everything from just starting Hogwarts, to... I don't know. I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS. Read it and you'll see why it is in horror. HARRY'S SEXUAL AWAKENING.

err what? Why do people write this crap? If an author can't take their own work seriously, why should I?

Twins,Doom, and Spies by Jenna Weasley Gennaveve and Ginnaveve's dad is Voldemort.Gennaveve is taken to live w/ him.Ginnaveve is sent to live w/ Malfoy...poor twins.

Yikes, I can see those names getting confusing in about 3 seconds flat.

~Kitti

 

That title has to be the most fucking stupid thing I have ever seen in my life.

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Makes me want to jump in my DeLorean rev it up to 88MPH go back in time to 2002 and beat the living shit out of this little girls computer.

lulz checked out the profile take a look at her shitty personal page.

http://www.alice.dryden.co.uk/

Warning I think she wants to be a furry.