Gah, why!

Just skimming it made me reach for the brain bleach.

I guess if you want to read a story that treats Draco better than he has any right to be, where he gets to rape nearly every leading female with virtual impunity, then this one is for you.

Hermione gets deflowered, raped, and violated in pretty much every way you can imagine. Luckily I ran across a post where someone actually begged the author to lay off of her and listed everything that happened to her, so I didn't have to read it myself. Raped by over FIFTY house elves? Raped by Dumbledore, Krum, Draco, Crabbe & Goyle, Ron, even Harry?

And that's not even the half of it. Luna raped, deflowered, and made into a mind controlled prostitute by Draco... I won't even bother going into the rest.

Fans who seem to be in love with the bad guys (not anti-heros or jerks with hearts of gold, not redeemed bad guys or 'oh it really was mind control' bad guys, but actual villains because they are villains) just piss me off. But this takes the cake.

What The Fuck...

Do Not Want.

 

... I take it back, I'm NOT reading it.

 

No, just no. Gingers getting layed is against all that DLP stands for. *ALL* the gingers getting laid has to be some sort of crime punishable by castration. I skimmed 2 chapters and found very little redeening quality here .5/5

 

24 unanimous 1.00 votes.

This is the anti-Skitterleap.

 

Is there a rating less then one?

 

And whoever posted this turd to match all turds should be roundly disemboweled, fed his own pancreas, and then should slowly lose his stomach lining to a set of nail clippers and a voracious badger. If he's still alive by that point, he should just be left to die as his own stomach acids consume the rest of his internal organs, which I will helpfully perforate with rusty needles and soak with Coke.

After all, I'd love to see a carbonic acid/hydrochloric acid buffer reaction taking place over one's internal organs.

And let's make that 27 unanimous 1.00 votes.

 

I abstain from rating such a piece of crap.

 

So I skimmed this, thinking that something so universally reviled has to have at least one redeeming quality. The best I can come up with are that capital letters are usually placed at the beginning of sentences and used for the names of characters, in full compliance with the rules of punctuation and grammar.

The rest is horrible.

The plot, even for a smut fic, was paper thin and completely lacking any substance. The dialogue forced and unnatural. The characters resemble their canon counterparts in name and general appearance only. The smut (which I assume is supposed to be this tale's saving grace) was apparently written by someone who has only heard a vagina described in vague whispers, perhaps from the mouth of a passing gypsy, the idea taking root and blooming into something so completely unlike even the unreality of Hogwarts that it blows my mind.

This story features rape, gang rape, incest, twincest, paedophilia, mind control, abuse, humiliation, forced impregnation and more, but I didn't even get a semi.

This story is an abomination and there is not an integer small enough for me to rate this as it deserves.

 

34 now.

Ugh... that'll teach me to read the fic before checking the reactions of the populace. And the original poster actually liked it! Fuck, I recommend he/she go the way of ol' Yeller, or at least psychiatric help if it's cheaper. The author of this too.

 

'nuff said

 

Pretty good stuff. Kinda so bad it's good.

 

I had taken it to be just another morally inexcusable fapfic and was about to point out that we don't exactly have the best track record where those are concerned, until Draco fucking Malfoy got his hands on the Big Book of Magical Rufies. Fuck that noise.

Though I do wonder what sort of rating it would get if only the favoured characters were getting pussy...

 

This, except it was my evening.

1/5

 

At 47 unanimous 1 votes, i have to ask...

Which is worse?

This, or Kinsfire?

 

It's entirely possible that this is written by Kinsfire.

 

Bullshit.

Not enough warm, fuzzy, fluffiness.

And no where did I see any variations on the phrase, "Your reaction tells me everything I need to know.", which he seems to habitually includes in his stories.

Say what you will about Kinsfire, but the kind of wanton rape and systematic degradation of a character, by each and every other character in the book, particularly the bad guys, that is in this 'fic', doesn't show up in his stories.

Yeah... That it was said by her while under mind control specifically designed to turn her into a complete and utter, willing slut didn't make that any less disgusting to read in any way, shape, or form. uke:

 

This story wins at life.

49 votes, and it's sitting on a 1.00 flat. That's pretty remarkable.

Despite ample warning, I went ahead and opened the first chapter. A bad decision.

There's smut, there's gratuitous smut, and then there's this. I can only imagine how much worse it gets, but I don't really want to.

 

This is much, much worse than Kinsfire's stuff. This is being actively updated.

 

I'm waiting for the possibility of a negative rating before doing so for this fic.

Having Draco defile everything with the approximately correct physiology, but everthing including that which doesn't have the approximately correct physicology would only make me dislike this fic. I wouldn't rate it in that case because my not liking it doesn't necessarily make it bad.

In this case its so bad not because of what the author does with Draco and Hermione, which I only don't like, but that he does it in such an unimaginably uninteresting and plainly BORING way that I can't bring myself to read more.

It has a juvenile's sense of misinformation about sex in general, and a preteen's knowledge of sex from bad HP smut on the web. Its like all stupid sex-related things gathered into one fic, then set on fire and launched straight at your crotch.

Its only redeeming feature, completely unintentional, is that its fun to hate.