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Abandoned Lust of a Dark Soul by Vash The Unholy - NC17

Discussion in 'Restricted Section' started by Antivash, Sep 6, 2005.

  1. Parcel

    Parcel Guest

    personaly I think snape is against voldieshorts and dumble mistook that for loalty to him I think that snape don't like voldie but is more than willing to kill dumbledork to save his own arse
     
  2. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Parcel: Vash's last post, at the bottom of the last page, was made on:

    Thats nearly two months ago, and its easily checked right above a poster's name.

    Normally I'd display your stupidity until my brain reached its threshold, but since your new, just know that I fixed your post in a quote within 30 seconds using the "Spell Check" button and some basic English.
     
  3. royalduke

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    How did this get in here?
     
  4. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I dunno man, maybe people liked it or something.

    EDIT: To actually bring this back on topic, I'd give it a 4/5. As always with Vash, awesome stuff that makes you feel dirty for enjoying.
     
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2009
  5. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Why the fuck would you post something with zero content in such an old thread?
     
  6. Innomine

    Innomine Alchemist ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    What Oz said on this one, it made me feel far too dirty to enjoy it fully, but it was written amazingly well.

    And, royal's post was more than worth it, if just to get him banned.
     
  7. kmfrank

    kmfrank Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    I'd actually somehow never read this gem...so thanks to the troll for bringing it to my attention!

    An epic story, quite possibly the finest DarkHarry ever written.

    Vash, I hereby give you 5/5 and my undying fanboyism :)
     
  8. De.Dead

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    This story is sick... in the good way :awesome. Keep updating.
     
  9. vlad

    vlad Banned ~ Prestige ~

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    Yeah, I'm sure Vash will get right on that...

    Funfact: This was the story (ffnet version, granted) that actually got me to DLP.
     
  10. mohd437

    mohd437 Sent Back to India

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    Great story, the Harry/Lily scene was very well written, even if it was short.
     
  11. Darius Daniel

    Darius Daniel Muggle

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    Hey I'm sorry for the necro post but I wanted to point out that this story seams to have disappeared and from the reviews, it seams a shame that this story is no longer out there.
     
  12. Lungs

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    Well, if you wanted to reread it, here it is.
     
  13. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    No. It is definitely not a shame. Or a tragedy either. Good god was that shit fucking terrible. I am ashamed to see it is still sought after. :|


    Begone, beast. Cease your linking of my crappy origins!
     
  14. Darius Daniel

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    Hey sorry to hear that Vash, I quite like it.
     
    Last edited: Oct 5, 2012
  15. Atum

    Atum DA Member DLP Supporter

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    Finally!

    People keep alluding to this story, alternately lauding its depravity and criticizing Harry's characterization, but when I searched I only got the most interesting 404 Not Found message I've ever seen so thanks Lungs for the link.

    And for Vash, at least you posted your crap. I'm still in the process of figuring out whether or not I want to start writing here.
     
  16. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Judging from the homophone error in your signature, unnecessary capitalization and general corniness of the quote, the answer's probably yes, start writing here, but don't expect it to be received well.
     
  17. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    Unless he's quoting a different 'deathinapinkboa' than the dyslexic member of the forums (which seems unlikely), he may not be entirely to blame...
     
  18. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    No, he changed it like, right after I posted.
     
  19. Atum

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    Yeah, that was a movie quote my friend. If you've ever seen Arnold Schwarzenegger in movies, you know that grammar is generally the last thing on the mind of any character he plays.

    And trust me, it's not corny when he says it.