Since the trend seems to picking only one character for the "team," let's see...

1) MacGyver - He'll find a way. Maybe he'll turn a few paperclips and a loose bit of thread into an elaborate binding device to incapacitate everyone but himself simultaneously, or maybe he'll pull out his Swiss Army Knife's handy dandy I-WIN button and proceed to attempt to push said button just as a nearby timer (which isn't attached to anything and appeared out of nowhere) is ticking down to its final seconds in the sort of breathtakingly intense scenes only cable t.v. sitcom studios are capable of creating.

Either way, he wins!

 

1. John McClane (Come on, no one can kill him)
2. The third Hokage in his prime (The one considered to be the god of Shinobi at his best, can't do wrong with this one)
3. Dumbledore (Gandalf never struck me as that powerful, at least compared to other wizards and Merlin, well he has vague powers but he doesn't have an immortal phoenix at his side)
4. Black Mage (from 8 bit theater.)
5. Luna Lovegood (I am assuming the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks are huge, ferocious and unstoppable beasts and that Luna can somehow control them. Even if not, would be cool to have her on the team.)


I also considered Dolores Umbridge as everyone would first aim at her, giving my four other characters the time and the opportunity to deal lethal strikes but then disregarded the idea as nothing could be worth the trouble of having her on your team.

 

1.) Cthulu
2.) The Spectre
3.) Dr. Manhatten
4.) Superman
5.) Albus Dumbledore

None have ever been beaten in a fair fight (with the exception of Superman). Regardless, each of them is so incomprehensibly powerful that any one of them could enable a complete takeover of human existence.

 

Batman- Come on, He's The Batman
Master Chief- He's massacred armies, survived a plague, destroyed world-sized creations. Why wouldnt i choose him?
Merlin- Father of Modern Magic
Zeus- He can throw lightning bolts. Hes practically a really strong Pikachu
Dr. Manhattan- Moody, but all-powerful

 

1. Kay Altos, from Line Of Delirium. Kickass bodyguard, never misses, has a sense of humor, and a lot of luck. Oh, and he is also basically a Captain America level Super Soldier.
2.Sergei Luyanko, the man who invented half the weapons of the Line Of Delirium Universe, including Excalibur, a tachion rifle which shoots a second before you pull the trigger, and The Ultimatum, which fires a special type of energy projectile, which IS SHEATHED IN ANTI-MATTER because the stuff itself is even more reactive.
3. Miles Vorkosigan, from the Vorkosigan series, because he can talk my enemies into walking off a cliff, joining me, or raping their own mothers. Or pretty much anything else.
4. Belgarion, from the Belgariad, who holds an Artifact called "The Orb Of Aldur" While he was talking to a friend about its capabilities, Belgarion casually mentions that it could probably re-arrange the stars to spell out his name in the sky. It shivers, and ASKS HIM IF HE WANTS IT TO. So.. yeah. And he's hot.
5. BloodRayne. Because she rocks.
5.

 

1. Sora (Kingdom Hearts)- If mickey mouse trust him to save the universe then I'm sold.

2. Mab (Denarian Lord by Shezza for sure, maybe Dresden Canon. Not sure.) She's a soul lacking queen of winter. Reminds me of my aunt.

3. This guy -->:banana: - because I hope that he would distract the other team, and just because I can

4. Yoda. Same as bananna. He would be distracting as hell, and just because I can.

5. The bass player for System of a Down, because his facial hair is the shit.


-----EDIT-----

Luna Lovegood can be swapped in for Yoda if need be, because honestly I think he's a rotfang.

 

1) Negi from Negima, because he's fucking Negi.
2) Jack Rakan from Negima, who broke reality with a pair of panties he stole from a loli and his penis.
3) Caster from FS/N, awesome buffs bro.
4) Mat from Wheel of Time, less emo than Rand with 40x the luck, and possibly the entire Seanchan army with him
5) Osaka from Azumanga Daioh. Because every team needs a tactician. Totally.

 

1. Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. (That's one evil little bitch.)
2. Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris needs no explanation.)
3. Chuck Norris (when he was in his Albus Dumbledore incarnation phase.)
4. Chuck Norris (when he was in his Goku incarnation phase.)
5. Chuck Norris (when he was in his Tyrael incarnation phase.)

 

Darth Bane AKA the Sith'ari
Cenarius
Alexstrasza (139450000 hp never fails )
Candlejack
Superma

 

Shirou from FS/N (Unlimited Blade Works route), able to create any weapon he sees and able to use it with the same level of skill as the one who used it. Sure the weapon is weaker by one grade, but with the weapons he has seen, a grade down is that big a deal. Also he still has his reality marble.

Negi from Negima, kid genius and not so overpowered to make the fight boring.

Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho, he's powerful and he seems like a guy who would enjoy a bar fight if devolved into that

Any mage who is excellent at buffs, besides Caster from FS/N, she just isn't that trustworthy.

Batman, because we need one overpowered character.

 

Well lets see,

1. Sephiroth
2. X or Zero (from Megaman X series, as if I had to explain)
3. Gogeta (at first I had both goku and vegeta on the list and I was like, wait! FUSION-HA!!!)
4. Hikusaak from the Suikoden series (for those few fans of Suikoden out there, they will understand just how beastly this man is)
5. Sol Badguy from Guilty Gear (Come one, anyone who's actual name is Badguy is good in my book. or should I say bad?)

 

And in the female division of the special olympics...
Luna Lovegood - HP
Osaka - Azumanga Daioh
River Tam - Firefly
Inoue Orihime - Bleach
Ivy - Dresden Files.

 

1. Chewbacca. A hairy motherfucker who could eat your face off.
2. Dobby the house-elf. I cut you, he vanishes the blood. All of it. Every last drop.
3. The King of Queens. Comedy relief/garbage disposal.
4. Shadow the hedgehog.
5. The gran torino from Gran Torino. Guys gotta have a ride.

What now, bitches!

 

1. Apocolypse From X-men
2. Jason Bourne - 1 man army
3. Alex Mercer from Prototype
4. Tony Montana - What Mother Fucker would take him on
5. Wonder Woman - Cause she looks better in a costume then Superman
I dare anybody to take this side on

 

Challenge taken:

I win. Hell, any of those alone beat all of yours at once.

Seriously, though, this is not suited for turning into a competition. It'll get very stupid, very fast. Particularly if the fanboys get involved. That, and an arms race of imaginary characters is inherently stupid.

Narion

 

OZ! How could you make me lose the game!

 

There are any number of God-like or flat out "God" characters in many different fictional settings. Here's a sampling of 5:

1. Living Tribunal (Marvelverse): Omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent.
2. Haruhi Suzumiya (Haruhi Suzumiya): Can alter, create, or destroy reality according to desire
3. Lord of Nightmares (Slayers): The dystheistic creator of the Slayer's metaverse.
4. Akira (Akira): Can create universes, control over reality itself, etc.
5. God (Bible/Quran/various other religious texts): Omnipotent, omniscient, etc. Obviously, most people wouldn't consider such a being fictional, although the entity is obviously present in fiction just as well.

 

1. Haplo from the death gate cycle books.
2. Phoenix summon from FF, can just revive anyone that died.
3. Han Solo, he gets out of any jam he finds himself
4. Brock Sampson from Veture Bros, badass and can kill with anything.
5. Artemis Fowl, the brains of the operation.

 

Has Failed Completely.

~Ignore me I suck cocks.~