Some fucker came out of my local bar, zooming down my street in a nice Aston Martin. The people that least deserve the money get the most of it.

But a man can dream, can't he?

So what would you do if you had all the money in the world?

I'd live out the James Bond lifestyle. Nice cars, good clothes, expensive booze, travelling the world on but a whim. Penthouse suite in every decent country in the world. Take the yacht out for a spin. First class, bitches.

 

I'd finance a Lex Luthor style research program to get me super powers. Or maybe just buy an island. And a helicopter.

 

Well the epic houses in far away countries is definately gonna be in there.

On top of this, I'd build a huge stadium and pay bands to come play at the stadium and let people come see them free or at a really low price. Just becuase the atmosphere would be insane.

Breaking Benjamin or The Killers playing in my stadium to hundreds of thousands of people.... I'll be in my bunk <_<.

 

I would build something grand...

Nobody builds anything grand anymore, no more pyramids, no more great walls, nothing that makes people stand back 1000 years from now and say "Well fuck me, that is amazing"

As such... I would build Minas Tirith.

And then take a crap off of the roof every day, gifts to my people.

 

Hm...

I'd buy a private island for me to live on and do whatever I want. Maybe make my own nation.:awesome
Pay for college, my parent's business if they want to keep it.
Spread some money around the family.
Put a lot in banks around the world.
Pay off my country's debt (somewhere around 16 billion I think).
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PROFIT!!!!!!

 

I think I would create a megacorporation, just for shit and giggles.

 

Buy a small country, establish myself as dictator for life and act out whatever social experiments I can think of. One second of the country is run via a Big Brother-style government while another has Über-liberal, free market system. Test out the gun control debate over the course of a decade, and everything else sociologists have ever wanted to know.

 

I'd pay off 9% of the national debt.

 

I'd... Well, I'd probably put it all in a bank and live off the interest. Kinda boring, I guess.

 

Yeah, I read Hashasheen's post and thought it would be a good idea. So I went to wiki to check France's debt. It's over 1,400 billion euros, so even 2 trillion dollars would be a tight fit. A bit depressing, really.

Guess I'd just pay off Paris's debt (around 20 billion dollars) and buy off half the city. Plus cool houses everywhere in the world.

 

1. Do my damndest to make sure no one knew I had a trillion dollars. That way, there's less people trying to kill me.

2. Hard campaign to make soccer and non-stock car auto racing more prominent. I want more cities in the US that look like Monaco (race tracks on Sunday, regular streets Monday - Saturday)
3. Buy the Redskins; deport Dan Snyder.
4. Fund the most epic and comprehensive education reform lobby.
5. Start a biofuels company, with heavy R&D of algal jet fuels.
6. Monopolize the market on geothermal energy.
7. Chateau du Villette (aka nice house from The DaVini Code)
8. Private Archipelago (Richard Branson did it).

 

First priority.

Get a damn nice house. All the cleaning and such will be left to the maids. I'd probably end up spending all my time indoors, reading my epic library, playing epic games and doing general, epic weeaboo stuff.

Oh, and probably something to prevent the destruction of the world during my lifetime. I wanna enjoy my luxury life as long as I stay alive.

 

As well as all of the obvious comforts, I would buy a lot of land and build a huge modern castle/evil villain lair where I could retreat to and live comfortably for my entire life (along with select family and friends) independent of the outside world. For when the bombs fall.

That would take maybe 100 to 200 million. With the remainder I would invest a third in medical research, a third in science/technology research, a third in anti-poverty charities.

 

Id buy up all the old missile silos the government is selling off and hire contractors to expand them as far as they possibly could to create enormous underground cities and then throw nonstop parties in them.

 

I would create a mega corporation that would secretly rule the world. The company would invest in medical, military, and in making life easier also using biology to create super powers.

 

1. Buy Heart of Midlothian Football Club, clear the debts, build the new main stand and give the Manager 100 million to not only buy decent players but invest in great youth players so the club has an awesome future.

2. Buy a massive house in Scotland and cool properties all over the world, including New York and Tokyo Penthouse apartments.

3. Build a load of modern boats that look like Pirate ships and sail the seas, docking in ports with our Skull and Crossbones flag waving free!

4. Create my own music festival with bands I'd like to see.

5. Give money to mates and family so they're all happy, and enjoy my libraries and games and movies for the rest of my life.