I'd buy a new computer... ~.~

 

A one trillion dollar computer.

Think of the possibilities...

...pron ^^

 

Throw money and resources at the space elevator project. 1 Trillion would probably be just about enough.

 

I'd somehow make Bill Gates go in debt and force him onto the streets. Take that for making me pay a couple hundred for a legit MS office, fucker.

 

I'd buy Iceland :awesome

Nah, man. Geothermal energy is available mostly everywhere; I'll convert every household and help towards my goal of significantly lower the cost of living.

 

I would buy all the cool shit around. I would live in the finest houses, eat only the most expensive foods, drive in new and shiny cars and such.


A nice big library would be amazing too. And a music room.

And I'd buy a top-level football club, just to manage it myself.

 

I'd pull a Scrooge McDuck and build a money bin to store all the money. Also buy whatever I want whenever I want.

 

I'd create a computer company, and pump most of the money into R&D- nanites, organic computers- that kind of stuff.

That is, of course, after the obligatory castle.

 

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."



/Can't believe nobody else said it...

 

After the obligatory splurge on lots of stuff...

A fanfic sweatshop.

 

New thought:
I'd buy some Marvel and D.C characters from their respective brands and make a third independent brand with those characters.

Deadpool meets Joker. :awesome

 

Oh, after I kill half of england's children, as mentioned in my previous post, I would hire private investigators to find the authors of all my favorite abandoned fanfics, and bribe them into writing more.

 

Fuck, why stop at two? Can anyone say 'Harem'? 1 trillion dollars = no job, ever = sex. All the fucking time. No settling for the second best. When your Harem (notice the capital 'H') gets two old, switch 'em out. There is almost no limit to how much you could do. The sky is literally NOT the limit.

Think Hugh Hefner and his playboy bunnies.

 

That quote cannot possibly have been obscure.

 

I'd buy an island that will house scientists for all the awesome science that needs to be done. Everything from alternative fuel, to the T-virus. Also, that superpowers idea that someone had.

I'd also build a house out of money. I'm not sure how exactly to make that structurally sound, but those scientists could probably figure a way.

Also, buy enough of Fox to force them to bring back Firefly.

Edit: Zombie, your avatar needs to zoom out. Also, it's okay, Nukular. I got it.

 

Ooooh, this. ^^^^^

I would gladly bankroll Serenity 2 -> n if I had that sort of scratch.