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Choose your death!

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Jenkins, Sep 1, 2009.

  1. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Game in the title. How would DLP choose to die? As for me, I'd fly up in a plane super high over some crazy spectacular view place (Mountains or Africa or something), inject LSD, heroin, cocaine, meth, smoke DMT and MDMA and then jump out of the plane headfirst. EDIT: Onto the stage at Daft Punk's biggest live concert ever. Held in my honour.

    :awesome Oz
     
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  2. Dubrichius

    Dubrichius Groundskeeper

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    I'd take a whole bottle of Viagra, a six pack of Red Bull and three very horny women, and see how long I can last for.
     
  3. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I choose to die suddenly and peacefully in my sleep at a ripe old age after having achieved all of my life goals.
     
  4. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Taure's so boring.

    I'd like to free-fall a thousand feet onto Van Halen as he finishes up the song 'Jump' at a gig.
     
  5. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I'd go in a drug and viagra fuelled orgy with at least five 18 year old girls when I'm happily into my 80s/90s. I've always wanted to set an example to the next generation, might as well be the 'right way to go'.
     
  6. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    While this is good, I'd like to go out peacefully and painlessly. Nothing too :awesome or :banana: for me.
     
  7. Randeemy

    Randeemy Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Hit by a bus like in final destiantion 2 (I think). Bit selfish in terms of the driver, but... SPLAT
     
  8. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Hahahaha.

    Considering your hypocondriac fits that's even more ridiculous than everything else in this thread.



    When I die I would like to go down in history - as a pilot of an Airbus A380, fully manned with Arabian sheiks, crashing down right into the Kaaba in Mecca, while Muammar al-Gaddafi is visting it.

    Accidentally, of course.
     
  9. Link

    Link Order Member DLP Supporter

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    I'll CTRL-ALT-DEL myself off the Matrix.
     
  10. Schrodinger

    Schrodinger Muggle ~ Prestige ~

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    Me? die? LOL.
     
  11. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Dropped out of a plane with no parachute, an MP3 player, at sunset, over the Pacific.
     
  12. Krogan

    Krogan Alien in a Hat ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Im not sure how I want to die, I just really know that I want my death to be something that people will look back at and go HOLY SHIT. Maybe something like doing 200 off a cliff in a suped up drag racer tripping balls on every drug I can get my hands on.
     
  13. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Ahaha, correct answer. :awesome
     
  14. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    ERROR: YOU DO NOT HAVE ADMINISTRATOR PERMISSIONS TO ACCESS THIS PROGRAM. PLEASE CONTACT YOUR NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR.
     
  15. Stenstyren

    Stenstyren Professor

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    Well, while all your deaths seems awesome I would still prefer to just die in my sleep. Probably better for the relatives too.

    If that isn't possible, dying from asphyxiation while a good looking girl is giving me a BJ.
     
  16. ChaosGuy

    ChaosGuy Unspeakable

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    yeah dying while sleeping or death by snoo snoo for me
     
  17. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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  18. reggin

    reggin Filthy Half-Breed DLP Supporter

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    I'd go with Nonjon's line from "Dimension Hopping For Beginners" with Luna's line, "Have you ever fired a rocket launcher?" That would be epic. And also a quick death.
     
  19. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    Jump out of a plane with no parachute and a boombox playing High Speed Dirt by Megadeth.

    In case you don't know, the lyrics go “See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker”.
     
  20. Dethklok

    Dethklok Order Member

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    Machine gun in hand, fully loaded, fighting those dirty Communists.

    "You want some? Come get some! Eat hot lead, motherfuck-"
     
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