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"Shut up woman, and get on my horse"

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by The Mysterious Nobody, Oct 16, 2009.

5/5, 4 votes
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  1. The Mysterious Nobody

    The Mysterious Nobody Auror

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    Oct 16, 2009 #1
  2. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Oct 16, 2009 #2
    Truer words have never been spoken on DLP.

    :awesome
     
  3. Aekiel

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    Oct 16, 2009 #3
    Done by Weebl I think, it sounds like his voice.
     
  4. Oz

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    The only way to describe this is :|
     
  5. darklordmike

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    Oct 16, 2009 #5
    Good God, what a catchy song. How long before this image becomes someone's sig?

    [​IMG]

    "Mmmmm! It tastes just like raisins!" LOL
     
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  6. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Mmmm, sweet lemonade
     
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  7. Portus

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    Oct 16, 2009 #7
    I can't deny that I laughed out loud before I could stop myself, especially at the wall-eyed horse with only one eye blinking, but that was just... weird, I guess is the best way to describe it. Or how about offbeat?

    Anyway, I could not have been more surprised when the horse's dick shot out, but since it was recced on DLP, I should've known, huh?
     
  8. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Oct 16, 2009 #8
    SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE.
     
  9. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Crazy, though I doubt I'll ever drink lemonade again.
     
  10. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Oct 16, 2009 #10
    [​IMG]

    No further comment.
     
  11. Dethklok

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    Somebody's smokin' something.

    That said, get on mah horse.
     
  12. Sully

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    Oct 17, 2009 #12
    "I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything."

    "Shut up woman, get on my horse."

    Fukken rolled.

    :awesome
     
  13. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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  14. Grubdubdub

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    Fucking hysterical. I heard it for hours without getting tired of it.
     
  15. Othalan

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    Can't decide if it's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen, or the most retarded. My mind is officially blown...

    That was... oddly hypnotic, World. I'd like to have the last two minutes and seventeen seconds of my life back, please.
     
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    Ditto, lmao. :awesome
     
  17. EvilSkittles

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    God what is that, I've already wasted 6 mins listening to it.
     
  18. Oz

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  19. Sully

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    What the fuck at the sig, Oz. :awesome
     
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  20. Mog

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    OMG Oz, your sig, your avatar it fucking burns my eyes.
     
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