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Worst Cliche Ever

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crazy Hamster Of Doom, Oct 31, 2009.

  1. Crazy Hamster Of Doom

    Crazy Hamster Of Doom Squib

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    Hi All

    I was just wondering what the people of DLP thought is the worst cliche in Harry Potter fandom?

    In my opinion, it has to be the one where Harry goes to Gringotts and become super powered due to it.
     
  2. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    People trying to be LOLSORANDUM by using stupid names is my biggest pet peeve.
     
  3. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Damn it, Oz beat me to it.
     
  4. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I love that avatar, Tehan. :D

    Moar turtles/tortoises:

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Sarah

    Sarah Daddy Issues

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    Is it strange that I found that pic kind of cute?

    Damn you Amerision!

    >_<

    Anyway: worse cliche ever? Bonding fics.
     
  6. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Protip; Cliches exist in everything, regardless of how original you think it is. They only become bad when improperly used.

    /thread.
     
  7. Mordac

    Mordac Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    ^^

    Also called tropes, cf. Tropes are Not Bad.
     
  8. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    In Harry Potter? Anything involving America, land of the misunderstood dark arts and super-pretty-powerful-awesome exchange students.
     
  9. Poorfox

    Poorfox First Year

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    Manipulative!Dumbledore. Seems to be overdone and over the top by so far. Some of the fics with it in are great, yeah, but it's more than beginning to bug me every time I see Dumbledore's nefarious (and always the same) plot unfold.

    Does nobody believe that a lemon drop could be just a lemon drop?
     
  10. Scrib

    Scrib The Chosen One

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    I've always held the suspicion that those lemon drops were disguised drugs, some mild form of ecstacy or some opiates, he does come from a time where it was acceptable. If so this means that Dumbledore is basically wizard!House. Y'know without the diagnoses, hot boss or wisecracks.
     
  11. Poorfox

    Poorfox First Year

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    I've seen them containing calming potion / draught of peace before, but never ecstasy - not a bad idea though. I did contemplate having Dumbledore grow weed in the greenhouses in the fic I'm writing these days, but...nah. Threw that out the window.

    Besides, who needs chemical enhancements when you have the prazoc-voiced phoenix?

    Maybe that's why he keeps Fawkes around, after all.
     
  12. Redeye

    Redeye Penultimate Lurker DLP Supporter

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    I dislike blatantly manipulative!Dumbles. Like if he is quietly steering things like he was in cannon, and it's decently written, I can deal with it.

    If it is the "Fuck you old man, you kept my parent's will/account/*insert cliche item* from me!! Manipulative old bastard!!" and Dumbledore is sitting in his office thinking about how he plans to have Harry as his mindless puppet, then gtfo
     
  13. Poorfox

    Poorfox First Year

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    Makes me wonder if there's a Manipulative-in-training!Harry out there, featuring SubtlyManipulativeMentor!Dumbledore.

    *kills a few hours looking*
     
  14. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    _____ shivered at the thought of _______ _________
     
  15. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Hey, mad libs.

    Luna shivered at the thought of Cho's dick.
     
  16. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Vash shivered at the thought of more madlibs. ;--;
     
  17. Innomine

    Innomine Alchemist ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Fucking this.
     
  18. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    I, too, agree with the redneck.

    Listing every cliche about fanfics that make people rage is a futile exercise.
     
  19. Nuhuh

    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Retired Staff

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    Worst cliche ever is making worst cliche ever threads.

    Do a search, you'll prove me right.
     
  20. Redeye

    Redeye Penultimate Lurker DLP Supporter

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    Proven fact.
     
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