I was thinking along those same lines, since she's failed at everything else already. I suppose since she claims she's fat, the rope might not be able to support the weight if she did manage to do the knot right.

I too lol'd at "foreskin son".

 

yikes you guys can sure be cruel I guess it just crosses a line in my book joking about suicide.

Twin Scars » by You-May-call-me-Hime reviews Ron is Beating Harry and Draco finds out ansty Sweet-ish D/H Top!Draco Bottom!Harry Bad!Dumbledore Bad!Ron

Why do people feel the need to let us all know who is on the "top" or "bottom"? I mean honestly, you don't see that in straight smut.

Alternate Harry Potter story » by reaniah-rage-weller reviews As a child tom, took his son harry away from his ant and uncle but dumbles got him back and harry dosnt remember. SLYTHharry Her&ronBASHING GOODdumbles GOODtom POWERFUL AND PRINCE SLYTHERIN HARRY!

Hey wait...if both sides are good, where is the conflict?

 

Suicide?

I agree with LadyKitty, no matter how stupid this girl might be, I won't joke about her and suicide.

It's a bit too much.

The story does suck and is poorly-written but I sincerely wish the author's joking about the whole suicide thing.

 

Huh... Why not? If the stupid bint wants to kill herself out of imagined problems, she's free to do so. Just as we are free to remark on how ridiculous she is. Her throwing herself off a cliff is not a tragedy; Tragedy is a bunch of children starving to death because their parents died of Aids.

If she had some deadly illness and just wanted the pain to end, I would totally understand and never utter a single joke about it. But now she's just being stupid.

 

Where did you get the impression I was joking?

Look, if some fool is stupid or fucked up enough to take the time to compose a suicide note and post the fucking thing on the internet, she is obviously just looking for attention, for someone to tell her how great she is or how much she has going for her or blah blah blah. It's bullshit to appeal to perfect strangers for your validation.

TL;DR: I have zero sympathy for idiots like that, and I refuse to be complicit in their shit or to enable their dumbfuckery. Hence the "put up or shut up" comment. Feel free to cancel me out and send her your praise and or heartfelt sympathy, but good luck ridding yourself of that parasite.

 

Your Sig -

lololol, irony ftw!.

 

^ This

Can angst and sweet even exist together.

 

Is anyone else as excited about this fic as I am? -_-

 

Oh, God. You can cut the suspense with a knife.

She's not dying, she's Dying!!!

(At least, I'd like to assume this Muse is a female.)

 

Of course not silly, she's obviously talking about Muse:



I never knew Draco was such a fan.

 

Crookshanks, Thongs And Perfect Snogging » by SnowyNightOwl reviews Ginny Weasley and her Ace gang are on a mission to get Harry Potter the Sex God, to realise that slaggy Cho is the wrong girl for him and that Ginny is the girl of his dreams. Based On Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging. HP/GW and RW/HG

Exactly what part of the series made harry out to be a sex god? I must have missed that part.

A Garden Full of Roses by GryffindorkInSlytherinColors The scene is 1583, and Haylie Potter is the only remaining heiress of her line. In the care of the Queen herself as a Lady in Waiting, she finds herself facing a rare choice. The choice of marriage. Fem!Harry/Draco

Doesn't a fanfic have to have SOMETHING in common with the canon story to be consitered a fanfic of that genre?

 

You don't even have to dig for these...

 

Insusurro » by LittleMissMorbid reviews ."It It was like getting attached to a puppy that was going to die anyway." Post-HBP. AU. Rating for language and explicit sex scenes.

He compares smutty sex ....to owning a puppy. Something about that really seems wrong to me.

 

15. A Wizard like Me » by MichantheNinja reviews
So many hardships. So many obstacles. And yet, when I’m near you, I feel like I am able to handle anything. Stand beside me, and I’ll make this all worth your while. Snarry. Prostitution Warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,925 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 10-6-09 - Published: 5-10-05 - Harry P. & Severus S.

 

I can't believe that line appeared in Harry Potter fanfiction.

 

That is all.

 

Oh god. Oh god, no.

It's a Snarry.

::runs::

 

Dobby and the Beast by HortensiaDionysius reviews Hagrid anxiously awaits the return of the students to Hogwarts. In the meantime, Dobby provides some comfort for his anxieties. One shot. DobbyHagrid. Please review!Complete - Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-5-08 - Dobby & Rubeus H.

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LOL.

That is all.