Ugh... I've never posted here before, and this always bewilders me, but...

Stats Breakdown by Story (I'm only posting my good fics here)

Renegade Cause - 195,572 words, 23 chapters, 359 reviews, 116,825 hits, 82 C2s, 400 Favourites, 452 Story Alerts

Rewriting The Song - 120,434 words, 16 chapters, 225 reviews, 23,448 hits, 14 C2s, 108 Favourites, 110 Story Alerts

The Night They Remembered - 14,269 words, oneshot, 26 reviews, 6,369 hits, 13 C2s, 80 Favourites, 20 Story Alerts

Silence Game - 7,269 words, oneshot, 20 reviews, 5,216 hits, 24 C2s, 105 Favourites, 53 Story Alerts

Countdown - 10,325 words, oneshot, 23 reviews, 4,081 hits, 14 C2s, 57 Favourites, 11 Story Alerts

Snitch Game - 3,729 words, 1 chapter, 16 reviews, 2,116 hits, 4 C2s, 31 Favourites, 21 Story Alerts

You are on the favorites list of 78 members.
You are on the author alert list of 151 members.
You have submitted a total of 8 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 550,214 words.
Average number of words per story : 61,135
Total hits to Profile Page : 17,221

I'm starting to think that there is a correlation between number of signed reviews and the number of hits one gets...

 

Sure, why not?

Sitra Ahra - 149,643 words, 13 chapters, 145 reviews, 34,740 hits, 34 C2s, 203 favorites, 232 alerts

Thank God You're Here: VotN: 8,404 words, 2 chapters, 10 reviews, 900 hits, 1 C2, 9 favorites, 7 alerts


You are on the favorites list of 22 members.
You are on the author alert list of 48 members.
You have submitted a total of 1050 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 158,047 words.
Average number of words per story : 79,024
Total hits to Profile Page : 5,125

 

O_O

Damn, Darth Bill. Impressive stuff. It looks like most of the fandom has read and favorited your fic. (wanders off to read 'The Power'....)

Voice, you are a reviewing machine. 1050?! Nice work. And I think 'Sitra Ahra' is going to have a lot more readers before it's all said and done.

Edit: @Oz - yours is the single most accomplished fic in the Twilight fandom. A love story for the ages. Outstanding.

 

Goddamn my numbers look small compared to Mr Million DarthBill and SuperSilen's ('Cept Oz's - woo!). Still, I can't really complain.

I'm maintaining that the only reason Tis The Season of Summertime got so many alerts was because of the Harry/Daphne pairing. Should've never posted that fucking trainwreck... I'm very glad I skipped the entire plot and just ended it where I did, with little to no Harry/Daphne romance to sift through!

And my Author Stats, interesting though they may be:

 

Well, considering it has been more than a year since I updated, this won't be as high as it could have been. Life got in the way. In fact, in 20min I'm leaving on a uni field trip for a week...

Story: Sixth Year

Words: 290,213
Chapters: 21
Reviews: 544
Hits: 225,111
C2Cs: 176
Favs: 569
Alerts: 792

You are on the favorites list of 81 members.
You are on the author alert list of 180 members.
You have submitted a total of 110 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 294,149 words.
Average number of words per story : 147,075
Total hits to Profile Page : 28,026


More than I expected, again. Be interesting to see how many still pick this up if/when I actually update.

 

Stories discussed at DLP.

Bleached

Words: 6,631
Chapters: 5
Reviews: 303
Hits: 48, 481
c2s: 104
Favs: 610
Alerts: 599


Sword and Magic

Words: 96,929
Chapters: 11
Reviews: 642
Hits: 194,991
c2s: 159
Favs: 1,002
Alerts: 1,124


Thief of Hogwarts

Words: 94,235
Chapters: 17
Reviews: 2,102
Hits: 434,783
c2s: 382
Favs: 2,291
Alerts: 2,670


Harry Potter and the power of Oa

Words: 237,971
Chapters: 28
Reviews: 945
Hits: 365,843
c2s: 173
Favs: 910
Alerts: 988



My lesser known stories, swimming in the depths of obscurity:


Harry Haunter

Words: 1,184
Chapters: 1
Reviews: 70
Hits: 4, 478
c2s: 17
Favs: 135
Alerts: 170



Archangels (oneshot)

Words: 6,631
Chapters: 1
Reviews: 69
Hits: 6, 422
c2s: 14
Favs: 146
Alerts: 76


Kris Longknife: Legend


Words: 43,746
Chapters: 2
Reviews: 75
Hits: 10, 623
c2s: 52
Favs: 150
Alerts: 141






You are on the favorites list of 696 members.
You are on the author alert list of 1009 members.
You have submitted a total of 43 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 553,669 words.
Average number of words per story : 79,096
Total hits to Profile Page : 274,835

 

Me too, but not in fanfiction form.

 

My fanfiction stats make my heart die a little.

 

Holy shit.

Let me get this straight, aaltwal. You posted your first chapter ever in March of 2009. Since then you have written 550k words, received ONE MILLION total hits on your three main stories, and have combined totals of 3,600 reviews, 4,200 favorites and 4,800 alerts.

That is truly impressive. Congratulations. I think my e-peen just shriveled up and retreated back into my body.

 

Alright. Let me just thwap this thing on the table so you all can get out your tape measures.

Code:

[b][i]title							words 		chapters reviews hits		c2s	favs	alerts[/b][/i]
A Black Comedy  					242,997  	31  	3,912  	1,545,582  	674  	2,930  	1,460
A Favor for a Friend 					4,653 		1 	49 	14,391 		61 	55 	17
Adventures in Babysitting 				2,414 		1 	65 	7,589 		42 	42 	15
Bestest Birthday Ever 					66,509 		22 	409 	140,769 	64 	181 	97
Birth of a Name 					2,480 		1 	251 	21,057 		111 	483 	49
Browncoat, Green Eyes 					292,520 	39 	3,320 	1,403,413 	336 	2,208 	719
Dimension Hopping for Beginners 			55,135 		10 	703 	263,557 	280 	772 	258
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom 			14,528 		1 	121 	27,309 		149 	277 	72
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy 			33,648 		15 	257 	465,509 	294 	768 	181
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder 					40,840 		6 	433 	118,174 	129 	390 	125
Luna's Hobby 						3,857 		1 	126 	19,190 		65 	96 	19
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… 		3,331 		1 	176 	21,628 		153 	236 	56
The Anachronistic Adventures of Patch and Eddie 	17,152 		3 	168 	19,636 		72 	107 	150
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury 			6,308 		1 	169 	18,921 		127 	213 	38
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print 			6,492 		1 	171 	12,353 		91 	170 	33
The DA Missions: Agent Toots 				5,441 		1 	136 	19,809 		132 	229 	46
The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane 			28,265 		10 	337 	85,826 		68 	212 	82
The Power Snivellus Knows Not 				3,156 		1 	153 	19,689 		90 	195 	45
The Untitled Cheekquel Project 				68,552 		21 	908 	447,137 	281 	669 	195
Therapeutic Discussion 					8,241 		1 	101 	11,217 		67 	110 	21
Two Heads Are Better Than One 				10,094 		1 	204 	20,214 		114 	332 	82
What a Bunch of Nonjon 					52,223 		14 	382 	110,334 	65 	158 	108
Where in the World is Harry Potter? 			54,194 		16 	850 	559,465 	362 	1,223 	277
You Did What! 						138,153 	21 	1,310 	509,670 	274 	687 	242
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
[b]TOTALS							1,161,183	220	14,711	5,882,439	4101	12,743	4,387
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You are on the favorites list of 3360 members.
You are on the author alert list of 2528 members.
You have submitted a total of 278 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 1,161,183 words.
Average number of words per story : 48,383
Total hits to Profile Page : 1,157,533

Between my profile and my stories, I'm over 7 million hits now. Makes me almost want to get off my ass and post something new.

Almost.

 

well fuck.

 

Meh, might as well since I haven't in a while...

Dakaath (Harry Potter): 216,574 Words - 30 Chapters - 2,312 Reviews - 635,623 Hits - 284 C2s - 1,628 Favs - 957 Alerts

Happy Red Prince (Harry Potter): 86,231 Words - 11 Chapters - 603 Reviews - 101,119 Hits - 118 C2s - 312 Favs - 275 Alerts

Nine Tailed Serpent (Naruto): 263,720 Words - 27 Chapters - 2,553 Reviews - 965,098 Hits - 345 C2s - 2,037 Favs - 1,603 Alerts

Nine Tailed Serpent TDE (Naruto): 44,841 Words - 4 Chapters - 267 Reviews - 55,319 Hits - 68 C2s - 572 Favs - 575 Alerts

Stain (Naruto): 21,272 Words - 2 Chapters - 106 Reviews - 9,396 Hits - 40 C2s - 312 Favs - 275 Alerts

Twilight Eternal (Suikoden): 10,391 Words - 1 Chapter - 38 Reviews - 4,366 Hits - 5 C2s - 31 Favs - 30 Alerts

Personal Profile: 1,091 Favs - 1,216 Author Alerts - 297,792 Hits

 

Write moar Fem!Harry! We're a dying out breed, Puppet. I didn't know you were on DLP.

 

You... you didnt? Really? That hurts me... *thumps chest* right here...

I do have a rewrite of Girl Who Lived in the works, but my inspiration seems to have shriveled up like DLMs epeen.

 

I was waiting for Nonjon to post his. And yes, I agree, you should definitely start writing again.

 

I'm sure someone will get over it.

And nonjon, I think I'm going to need more than one tape measure - holy shit!

 

Thank you. What would be more impressive in my opinion is if I managed to finish at least one story, and not a one shot at that.

 

I've heard several people say my reviewcount was unusually low. I can't really appraise it myself, so I'm curious to hear what it takes to make your heart die a little.

Worse, better, or more or less the same as this?

Code:

Story                   Words   Chaps   Reviews   Hits   C2s    Favs    Alerts    
The Song of the Trees	177,892	19	461	170,575	180	535	639
Reach the Open Space	9,685	1	110	15,708	105	243	53
Symphony For Quartet	78,362	13	88	16,151	8	62	57
Drink Up, Me Hearties	44,865	6	77	13,023	31	118	169
Marie Antoinette	50,700	8	67	8,961	10	48	62
Sisters in Law	         4,220	1	40	6,453	33	62	10
Une Nouvelle Jeunesse	12,482	3	28	4,345	1	23	39

You are on the favorites list of 201 members.
You are on the author alert list of 233 members.
You have submitted a total of 64 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 378,206 words.
Average number of words per story : 54,029
Total hits to Profile Page : 38,464