Meh, fair enough. I still think it'd be cool to have a (fairly) objective place to see authors' bio's, a "rating" of sorts, etc. That, and ( dunno if I'm allowed to say this, so I'm spoilertagging):

Spoiler

A place with Info and ratings on the different authors, plus links to their works, would keep the people who normally join up with no intention of participating. I see that they advertise a bit on the fanfiction wiki, and I'll bet anything like that written by DLP, about DLP authors, will get a shit-ton of traffic. DLPWiki + advertising = slushfund for DLP-proper's upkeep (or at least a small contribution).

 

So what if it's filled with inside jokes? It'd be like our own personal Encyclopedia Dramatica.

 

Wtf ? He deleted what was maybe the only serious DLP-made page

 

Enembee is clearly the best page. I have a copy saved for posterity. It's a pity the formatting prevents it from being pasted onto here.

 

Inverarity - I went back and changed the article to be normal and unoffensive. Why'd you delete it? She is a real fanon character...

 

Sorry, but since you all have been having such a grand time and leaving me to clean up after you, there have been too many edits/additions made for me to sort through which individual paragraphs might actually have merit.

If you want to write a "serious" article about the Fem!Harry trope, go ahead, but for the time being, anything I see added that looks like it came from DLP is likely to get nuked.

 

There's no point writing it now anyway. When the rollback happens, it will all go, so you might as well save it and then create the page after the rollback.

 

enembee is both the author of some fic nobody ever heard of and simultaneously the greatest author to ever touch the HP universe. Greater, in fact, than JKR, Taure, Stephanie Meyer and Rolf Harris combined. This is a science fact.
Enembee I'm real happy for you and I'm going to let you finish but STEPHANIE MEYER IS THE GREATEST AUTHOR OF ALL TIME OF ALL TIME



Appearance

"enembee is a sexy sexy man with man breasts" -From "enembee" by The Harry Potter Fanon Wikia Office of Integrity This is correct.
Allegations of Terrorism

"He is also terrorist, with an uncanny resemblance to Abu Hamza, right down to his hooked hand." -From "enembee" by The Harry Potter Fanon Wikia Office of Integrity enembee does infact possess a hooked hand, which probably makes him a terrorist, but he only produces it for happy special sexy time with Taure, he generally just attaches a red herring to the stump.
Futhermore, Tehy is an hero and doesn't afraid of enembee's hooked hand.
Getting Away With It

"It is reputed that he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids." -From "enembee" by The Harry Potter Fanon Wikia Office of Integrity enembee maintains that if there were kids and meddling, he would certainly be doing the meddling.
Allegations of Homosexual Sex

"He has also had sex with a man. Manly man at that." -From "enembee" by The Harry Potter Fanon Wikia Office of Integrity It has been repeatedly claimed by many that enembee may have actually had sex with Taure and although enembee himself admits this freely, it is currently considered highly unlikely to have actually occurred since enembee is gayer than seven dudes blowing eight dudes.
Indeed, the only thing gayer than enembee is the Frosties Kid.
Relationship with Taure

"His name was Taure, he looked like a girl Voldemort." -From "enembee" by The Harry Potter Fanon Wikia Office of Integrity Although enembee has certainly never had sex with Taure, he does admit that "He [Taure] does look a little like a female Voldemort.


Holidays with Taure

Because he was a girl Voldemort, on holiday. Holiday in enembee's ass." -From "enembee" by The Harry Potter Fanon Wikia Office of Integrity Yeah.


The Current State of his Snatch

enembee doesn't have vaginal teeth and exploding snatch gunk. Yet
Famous Quotations

"I've always wondered why Snape didn't just kill Dumbledore in the Great Hall. 'More peas, Severus?' 'AVADA KEDAVRA!'" -enembee on Life's mysteries "I'd rather come on my mother's tits than admit I read fanfiction." -enembee on his mother. (hehe)
Bibliography;
The Skitterleap
Some other shit that nobody cares about
Wizard sex

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Way hard, Taure.

 

In fairness most of the humour on that page is what the links point at.

 

Doesn't look the same, Seratin.

 

Cormac first appearance as a important character was during the Slug feast, which he attended along Hermione Granger. After several attempts to dazzle the young woman with his charms, McLaggen decided to help Harry Potter, who was currently struggling with the flirtatious Romilda Vane. By the end of the evening, Romilda had "popped his cherry and made him toss three times." Not to be outdone, Cormac decided to postpone his attempts at wooing Hermione, and instead spent the night bedding Jessica Stimpson.


Cormac is know as the creator of the new Hogwarts motto: "I'd make like the Hogwarts Express and railroad the bitch!"
Other phrases coined by Cormac include, but are not limited to:
"Handle it."
"Azkabait"
"Harry Fucking Potter my man"


Harry fucking Potter flourished under Cormac's tutoring, and eventually became one of the most remembered student of all times, second only to Cormac Mclaggen himself

Edit: It should also be noted that Romilda forever feared the Cornhole Surprise.
Edit2: AIDS is serious bussiness, and Iverarity attempt to conceal the fact that Sarah Silverbitch was affect won't help the children.

 

Well, I for one am a total whore for DLP's pantheon of writers, and would be willing to contribute to the fic pages.

Sarah Silverbitch:

It demonstrates the fundamental flaw of a fanon wiki - anyone can write their shit about each and every single one of their Mary Sue characters.

Edit: I just realized the actress portraying McGonagall looks like Michael Caine.

 

If anyone has Fem!Harry saved, I'd appreciate if you'd PM so I can repost.

Or repost it yourself, without the offensive stuff.

 

Am I the only one who thought this would be an awesome idea if it were serious and well thought out? See a trope, be interested in it, go through links to fics with the trope in, profit, etc.

The trolling had me rofling, however.

 

All right, I restored the most recent version.

Now behave.

 

Damn, I cannot unsee it now !

And I agree that more serious DLP articles are needed to spread the truth.

 

Shit, and I was all set to call you a whiny, vindictive pederast, too.

I take it back; you don't seem so vidictive after all.

 

Why must I always miss the trolling? Everything's been baleeted now.