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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v5.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Sep 14, 2009.

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  1. iLost

    iLost Minister of Magic

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    Of Monsters and Magic » by Death's Silent Approach reviews Harry is woken by a unusaul dream, even for her! The realities she wakes up to is worse then anything she has ever encountered. AVP/HP crossoverRated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 8-3-08 - Harry P.

    Aliens versus Predator/HP

    Cheers Darlin' by Bellatrix Rosier reviews God creates a Perfect angel which the Olympian women can't resist... Bellatrix as AthenaRated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-7-09 - Bellatrix L.

    Bible/HP

    Vegeta visits Hogwarts by N.V.S reviews This is part 3 of the 'Snape meets Vegeta' series and the last and final part. Sorry for all the waiting. ejoy.Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-09 - Vegeta & Severus S. - Complete

    DBZ/HP


    Free Haircut? by Implied Complications reviews Three men. One elevator. What happends when the contraption breaks? Edward Scissorhands x Harry Potter x Sweeney Todd crossover.
     
  2. ChaosGuy

    ChaosGuy Unspeakable

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    Shouldn't that be Greek Mythology/Bible/HP? Since it does say Olympian women and that Bellatrix is Athena.
     
  3. iLost

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    I didn't choose the crossovers for the fics, the author's, I use the term loosely in this instance, did. Makes you wander what the "author" was thinking, ehm? Which is why I placed the crossovers below them. ;).


    EDIT: Save in the last one. It's blatantly in the summary.
     
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  4. Azira

    Azira High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Sorry for all the waiting.

    Rofl, there's actually a fanbase waiting for this shit.
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Professor DLP Supporter

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    2 people... They had 3 but one: [​IMG] Stopped :rolleyes:
     
  6. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I know you want to read it. You really do. Don't hesitate. Go click it:


    Harry Potter and the Vagina of Wonders by xXxXkiNkyGaLxXxX reviews
    Harry must find the Vagina of Wonders and pleasure it. Harry/Ron, onesided Snape/Hargrid, Hargrid/Hermione, Harry/Dumbledore Harry/female!Dumbledore Harry's Wand/Harry's shoes. Warnings: Hard yaoi and transexuals
    Complete - Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-10 - Harry P.
     
  7. Kari Black

    Kari Black DA Member

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    I hate to point out the obvious, but how is he gonna find the "Vagina of Wonders" by having sex with men. Who, y'know, don't have vaginas. 'Cause they're...male. Then again, I probably don't wanna know.
     
  8. Zennith

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    Harry Potter And The Elemental's Power » by raul-1331 reviews

    Harry is an elemental though he doesn't know it, yet. Follow his years in Hogwarts as he grows and learns. He gets elder wand from Ollivander.Slytherin harry. Read the story to find out more and get engrossed in the thrills and twists the story offers.


    Do I have to?
     
  9. gamingguru

    gamingguru Fourth Year

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    The Journey Ahead » by Melolo17 reviews Its not exactly good when you are chased by owls, age 11 , to find out you have to leave to a magic school because you're a witch... But when u get there and this boy makes your life impossible , is even worst. CHAPTER 10 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ! R&R ..pwettyHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,982 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 12-9-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P.
     
  10. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    I Can Make It Better
    Luna has a problem with cutting, Hermione has an eating disorder...can Snape help both of them? HG/LL later with SS Abuse, Anal, Angst, AU/AR, Bi, Exhib, F/F, H/C, Language, M/F, M/F/F, Minor, SoloF, Toys, Violence
    Author [Silhouette] -:- Rated [Adult++] -:- Chapters [2] -:- Published [2010-04-03] -:- Updated [2010-04-03 20:21:58] -:- Edited [2010-04-03] -:- Hits [1234] -:- Reviews [2] -:- Average / Total Vote [[SIZE=+1]+[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]+[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]+[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]+[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]+[/SIZE] / 2]

    Looking on adultfanfiction may be a little cheap, but when it gives you stuff like this... I don't dare read it.
     
  11. Juggler

    Juggler Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    Actually, doesn't look too bad. No yaoi, at least. But I'm not sure I'll read it before I eat.

    Not to say there's anything good about it, of course.
     
  12. Errant

    Errant First Year

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    Ivy's Prodigy by alkkhes
    in gotham along with the rest of family vernon loses deal with wayne enterprises takes out on harry bad with summaries story better reviews wanted dont care whether they are flames or not femharry
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman the Animated Series - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-13-10 - Published: 3-11-10 - - Harry P.
     
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  13. Redeye

    Redeye Penultimate Lurker DLP Supporter

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    At first I didn't know what was worse, your formatting or the summary. Then I read part of the story and let me say, my gawd.

    So not only abusive, but also Ninja!Vernon?
    /facepalm

    Why did I click this?!?!!
     
  14. Roma

    Roma Fourth Year

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    I like the fact that he was able to fit all those weapons in a suitcase. Plus the idea of buying weapons as souvenirs, how does he get them back into England?

    I think the author, and I use this term loosely, wanted to show off his !Awesome knowledge of ninja weapons.
     
  15. Trig

    Trig Unspeakable

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    There are people in this world that like slash. Not my cup of tee, but whatever floats their boat. But this is simply wrong on so many levels.
    From the comments I was able to find out that this story contains a fem!Albus...
     
  16. Roma

    Roma Fourth Year

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    Interesting
     
  17. Moridin

    Moridin Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Actually, I'm pretty sure I have seen that exact same plot, only with far better writing, and more realistic (not by much, though). I think it was abandoned, though I'm not sure. Either way, the author of this story makes no mention of it, despite having almost the same idea.

    So yeah, it's not even an original plot, to go with the ninja!Vernon and abuse...

    Tracked the fic down (Harry Isley, by Tys1990), apparently I didn't remember it too well, as there was abuse when I thought there wasn't, and it's pretty bad too. Ah well, the plot is still almost exactly the same...
     
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  18. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    Overdused? And I can't quite decide if she means that it features cliques, or it's an epic mispelling of cliche...Not good, either way.
     
  19. Goose

    Goose First Year DLP Supporter

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    Summary written by a house-elf, obviously hinting at Moody.
     
  20. Juggler

    Juggler Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    Who the fuck is Blair?
     
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