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Magic anyone?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Zereebro, Apr 26, 2010.

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  1. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Heretic.

    Blasphemer.
     
  2. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Totally depends on your definition of magic. If you're going on the Crowleyian definition (any act of will that intentionaly brings change) then, yes. But only in the sense that potato farming is magic by this definition. I believe that people can intentionally bring change to things,(I can change things by slitting your throat, for example) but I don't believe they can do it in a non-corporeal way.(I don't think that if I sit in a pentacle and focus, you'll end up dead in the morning.)
    BLASPHEMY!!!!!!
     
  3. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    I believe in orgasms... they can be pretty magical. :abduct:

    A less cynical me, a girlfriend or two ago, might have said love.
     
  4. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Come to Texas (not up north, WAY the fuck down south) and drink the shit that is watered down Coke. Then ask me why I drink Mt. Dew instead. ;)

    This.
     
  5. reggin

    reggin Filthy Half-Breed DLP Supporter

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    If by magic you mean those tabs you put on the tip of your tongue and you start to see "magically", then yes I believe in magic.
     
  6. Portus

    Portus Heir

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    It would also be weird if you didn't get the reference, so no, someone didn't say the same thing. Specifically, Chaoticblues meant this guy:

    [​IMG]

    (Invisible Boy)
     
  7. Scrib

    Scrib The Chosen One

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    ^ Magical Negro for teh win...
     
  8. Lecter

    Lecter Seventh Year

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    I don't believe in the wand-waving kind of magic, but I think something very magical happens when someone reads about Harry being sodomized by Slughorn, or having his brains blown out by Himmler, and that's the kind of spell I'll keep casting.
     
  9. Nemrut

    Nemrut The Black Mage ~ Prestige ~

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    And here I thought I was the only one. Never tasted any difference between those two.

    And to magic, yeah, I would like it to be real but no, don't believe in it.
     
  10. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Pepsi is saltier than Coca Cola.
     
  11. Howdy

    Howdy Dark Lord

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    I always thought Pepsi tasted sweeter, while Coke had more of a kick.

    Holy shit it's fucking magic!
     
  12. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    All hail the Dew, the choice of drink for a true Texan! For me, magic is what I percieve to be impossible. Like the one guy said, if I thought about having some coke and a robot came out of no where, that would be magic. Or if you went to the Dark Ages and showed them T.V.'s and Cellphones, wouldn't they percieve it as magic?
     
  13. Sacrosanct

    Sacrosanct Auror

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    I bleed for five days straight once a month and yet I am not dead. Now that ,my friends, is a death-defying act achieved through witchcraft and deviltry :devil:
     
  14. Portus

    Portus Heir

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    Keep it up; you're doing the world a great service there.

    That's merely because the waiter jizzed in your Pepsi.

    Since (a) there'd be nowhere to plug in the TV and (b) no cell towers and no one to call even if there were, I'd say those folks in the Middle Ages would really only be impressed that you got the glass on the front of the TV to be so flat. And then they'd burn you at the stake for being a heretic or some shit, what with saying you were from the future and talking about moving, talking pictures and a little metal box to talk to people in the next fiefdom. Verily.

    Game Over, End Thread, Sacred Loveseat here wins this thread. Now, pics to prove it, plox, but please to be posting them in S&P.
     
  15. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I love how this thread is so ridiculous that it's become a Pepsi Vs Coke debate.
     
  16. Sal Paradise

    Sal Paradise Fifth Year

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    Pepsi>Coke, FYI. >_>

    And if Harry Potter magic (or any other fantasy novel/I-can-bend-spoons magic) is what you're talking about, then no, I don't believe.
     
  17. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Pepsi Max > Diet Coke. If I drank the sugary stuff, I'd probably have diabetes by now. That and I used to live in an ant-infested apartment and they'd be all over the sugary stuff in two minutes, but ignored the diet/Max stuff.
     
  18. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Agreed, but Pepsi > All. Also, Lilt > Fanta > Tango.
     
  19. reggin

    reggin Filthy Half-Breed DLP Supporter

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    Dr Pepper > All
     
  20. ReverseSide

    ReverseSide Slug Club Member

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    Noobs. Water >>>> All.
     
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