I agree with this. A cool, refreshing glass of water is about a fujillion times more satisfying than a can of bubbly dark sugar.

But either way, ice cubes are worthless. Whenever I try to drink anything with ice cubes in it, they attack my face.

On-topic; the fact that mouth-breathing reatardedly stupid yet ignorantly loud people are alive is magic (following the idea that magic is something that is impossible, anyway).

 

I know, I seriously don't get the deal with ice cubes. Use a fucking fridge, retards, I don't want water in my fucking coke. If it gets warm when I haven't finished it after a half hour, I'll cry a single tear.

 

This. With certain alcohol, fine. Soft drinks? What's the point?

 

I agree, but I quit soft-drinks/sodas/pop/whatever-you-happen-to-call-it (again) almost a year ago, and drink lots of coffee and lightly-sweetened tea now. And guess what? I have far, far fewer migraines now, so fuck all the soft drinks.

EDIT: I have to say that for pure caffeine power, Jolt Cola was always >> everything else, even though it tasted awful - like flat RC Cola, which if you know RC, you know that's saying something.

Wurd.

 

Oh, well if we are debating all sodas not just pepsi and coke.



/thread

 

Pepsi is to Coke what Neville is to Harry

Watered down shit that the creator is continually trying to make a comeback.

 

Coke is to Mt.Dew/Red Bull what Harry is to Dumbledore/Voldemort.

 

Able to defeat them with a disarming charm? Wow, coke rocks harder than I thought!

 

Lets go with:

Many variations of alcohol > Water > Coke > Pepsi

 

Let's go back to talking about the actual topic. :/

 

Why? The actual topic was dildos, and never expanded upon from it's extremely vague OP. As far as we know, he could have been referring to the magic of caffeinated beverages.

 

Girls also get downright slutty with a well placed I love you.

Little known fact. Oz gets downright slutty when you sing the Lucky Charms song. :3

 

I believe magic is real, in the manner that the rain storm is beautiful, the sunset exhilarating. It's all around us.

 

You sir need to Learn Your Motherfucking Science with the ICP

 

We're onto you now, boys. We know all your secrets...

But honestly any self-respecting girl isn't desperate enough to fall for that.

Unfortunately a self-respecting girl is pretty hard to find in a world overflowing with hyper-sexuality.

And now I'll stick to the original topic.

I don't believe magic exists. I don't believe that God (or gods) exists. I don't believe in an afterlife. Period.

 

I lol'd. Hard.