1. Hire Joe Kucan (Kane from Command and Conquer) on permanent retainer.

2. Hack into nationwide communications networks to broadcast a transmission of him ordering all loyal C&C fans to join him (after cleaning out their parents' bank accounts) in creating a new Brotherhood of Nod.

3. Use funds from the nerds to buy electronic equipment and the hackers needed to funnel large amounts of money into Swiss accounts and other 'private' banks.

4. Use the money to buy large pieces of land in various nations (deserts, deserted areas) and start building underground bunkers with its own hardened communications network.

5. Once entrenched, have Kane broadcast various message to 3rd world countries, the middle east, South America, and China promising them whatever they want/need if they join the Brotherhood.

6. Using the massive amount of funds you now have from worldwide bank hackings, equip your soldiers with all the equipment and vehicles needed.

7. With new army of over 1 billion soldiers and various terrorist organizations around the world, begin the campaign to take control of Europe, Asia, South America, and Africa, with Kane giving impassioned speeches every so often to keep the people whipped into a frenzy so they revolt against their current governments.

8. Attack America and Canada on multiple fronts simultaneously while they try to help Europe defend against your attacks there.

9. Take control of multiple nuclear missile silos around the world through your conquest and force any remaining resistance to disband. Use the nukes if necessary to prove you're not bluffing.

10. Use your copy of all of Kane's speeches and broadcasts to create a virtual Kane broadcast program you control and kill the real one.

WORLD DOMINATION

 

If only that were generally true ;_;

Aha! Taure has spotted a logical fallacy in your 10 step world domination plan.

This. >_>

 

This is amazingly thought out.

If such an event occurs, I'll create a Star Wars Empire to counter your nerds with my own. Darth Vader will lead us into prosperity!

 

My army of Star Trek fans will win for one simple reason.

 

1. Start Zombie Apocalypse.
2. Use own patented Zombie Apocalypse Plan TM to avoid being killed.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Also, this thread is pointless.

 

I've got a 1 step world domination plan, and it's a 100% proven method.

1. Convince Chuck Norris to help me.

And, win.

 

Step 1. Become Miley Cyrus.
Step 2. Lead my legions of tweens and virginal boys on the march. Kill all who stand in our way.
Step 3. Rest on my laurels and be fed grapes.

Pointless answer for a pointless thread.

 

I don't care what you say. I just can't stop glancing at your avatar every few seconds >_>.