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Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Militis, May 26, 2010.

  1. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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  2. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Looks like she's been hitting the heroin pretty hard.
     
  3. JWH

    JWH Unspeakable

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    ^ I lol'd.

    Also, DLP, meet James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter and Lily Luna Potter (if I'm not mistaken on Potter child #1 and #3's names.)

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  4. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    I'm assuming the straighthaired one is ASP (I just can't refer to him as Albus, I can't), and I think that he is actually a really adorable little kid. The messyhaired one is James, which is more than a bit predictable, but eh. I do wish that Lily wasn't redheaded. And in freakin pigtails.

    Is that specifically mentioned in the epilogue? I think it'd have been a bit more interesting to have had one of the boys as the token redhead. Knowing JKR, though, she probably described them exactly as they are depicted here.

    Well, soon there will be an increase in poorly written second generation fics. Joy.
     
  5. Mordac

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    Looks like the autistic kid in that one House, MD episode...
     
  6. Portus

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    Ugh. It looks like a doddering old man and his meth-addicted daughter to me. WTF, the Epilogue was supposedly 19 years later, not 39; they shouldn't look like haggard old people bringing their spawn to King's Cross, fresh from living on the streets.

    Aren't wizards supposed to live longer than Muggles? From everything we've seen in the HP movies, they may live longer, but they sure look old a lot fucking sooner. Think about Snape and how he was only in his mid-thirties, canonically. Lupin too, although the whole werewolf thing might explain a lot. Same with Sirius and Azkaban. But hell, according to JKR, McGonnagal was only about 70 at the end of the series, and if I were a witch with a longer-than-normal life expectancy, I'd be pretty unhappy to look like that at only 70. Hell, even Arthur Weasley looks pretty worn down, and yes, I know we never hear his age and there's also the fact he had to raise and support seven kids.

    Hopefully the DH movie will have Ron with a big gut but if I was a betting man, I'd wager he'll look as good as possible, because Emma Watson will likely look smoking hot, what with her being the face of the movies about as much as Radcliffe, at least from what I've noticed.
     
  7. Oz

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    Actually, McGonagall was described as having black hair in the first book, so I've always pictured her as looking like a woman in her 40s.
    Und so weiter.
     
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    Radcliffe always looked a bit gimpy and loserish, but the ones they've cast for Harry's kids look so much better. I bet they can act too.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm fucking dying here...
     
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    I'm with Portus. Harry looks like he's sixty and Ginny is obviously not fat enough. Sorry, I've never known a girl not to turn into her mother. I'm sure they are out there, but I've never seen it. Maybe its the heroin keeping her so thin.

    Oh! I know why Harry looks so old, DUH. This is what happens when you marry into the Weasley family. Hermione is probably in a walker, has wide-ass hips, and liver spots.
     
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    I do not approve of this in the least.
     
  13. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    ...Man, that's pretty terrible. Harry has aged pretty badly. Damn.

    Poor bugger.
     
  14. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    You got your wish.
     
  15. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    Oh god, for a second or two, I thought the fat lady next to him was Emma Watson. X) But it wasn't, which is disappointing.
     
  16. Jjf88

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    I thought Albus looked like Harry, so I was guessing flyaway hair and spectacles.

    And James just looks like Sirius, which I dunno if that's what he's meant to look, which I like for some reason.

    EDIT: I want to see Teddy and Victorie Weasley.

    Teddy because I want to see what he'd look like because he wouldn't have to be a fuck ugly bastard and Victorie to see if I'd sex her. And honestly, who would be scared of that Harry? I'd be worried he might rape me but I wouldn't be scared and think: Fucking Head Auror, shit pants time.
     
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  17. Richard

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    Geesus H Christ, that bitch got FUGLY! Poor sod got stuck with the shit end of the stick in the series.
     
  18. Iztiak

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    I fucking died. I haven't laughed that hard in months.

    Where the hell did you find that?
     
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    That's from Epic Movie, I think. One of the films made by those clowns. I saw one of those pics over on Agony Booth.
     
  20. Amerision

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    It could be worse.

    Harry could be a muggle living in Maine coaching soccer.

    :awesome
     
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