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EPIC Beard is jus wow...

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by kevo125, Jun 27, 2010.

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  1. kevo125

    kevo125 Second Year

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    Jun 27, 2010 #1
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    Jun 27, 2010 #2
    Ohh godd, nott thiss stupidd doublee consonantt bullshitt. Onn DLPP? I weepp.
     
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    Ohh Godd LOLL!!
     
  4. Portus

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    Jun 27, 2010 #4
    I don't know what I was expecting, maybe the classic twirling handlebar mustache and a Dumbledore/Gandalf beard, but whatever I had in mind, it sure as hell pales in comparison to THAT.

    Edit: THATT
     
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    Oh god, it even moves! I don't know whether to be freaked out or stunned by the sheer epic that is that beard. Why have I not seen this before?
     
  6. Blaise

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    Jun 27, 2010 #6
    The guy making the most noise in that clip sounds like me. Also:

    @.@
    O

    (Mind.Blown.)​
     
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    Jun 27, 2010 #7
    That is the single most awesome beard I have ever seen.
     
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    Jun 27, 2010 #8
    "I want to grow a Beard (clearly this deserves to be capitalized) so long that I can web a cage with a working door around my head"

    Why would anyone think that?
     
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    Jun 27, 2010 #9
    Because having a cage beard is awesome?
     
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    Jun 27, 2010 #10
    ^This x9001
     
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    I just watched this. Four times.

    I lack words the way Wayne Rooney lacks World Cup goals.
     
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    Jun 27, 2010 #12
    Duh, because a cage beard *without* a door is stupid and prevents drinking your morning coffee, as the video clearly shows.
     
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    Jun 27, 2010 #13
    He probably made a cage because there were a few small animals already living inside the beard….
     
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    It was a freestyle beard design category that he wanted to win. Such categories require a modicum of outside-the-box thinking.

    Ironically, he put himself inside the box ftw :awesome
     
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    Jun 27, 2010 #15
    I want that beard.
     
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    Words...they are lost.

    That was funny as shit.
     
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    Awesome o_O

    I hope this guy won. If he didn't I want to see what did.
     
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    That's freaking epic.

    I wonder how long he had it on. Two hours? Would be a bitch to sleep with.
     
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    Jun 27, 2010 #19
    Technically it was a triple consonant.

    As for the beard? Blaise's comments totally wins.
     
  20. iLost

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    I thought it looked stupid as hell, but I did laugh when he opened it.
     
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