I started thinking a while ago about what Voldemort does when he is not taking over the world *cough*. See I couldn't actually imagine him with any sort of 'hobby'. They mention a few of Dumbledore's hobbies on that chocolate frog card I believe. ... and he lives in a school of pubescent children, I'm sure the old 'all seeing' weirdo in colourful robes can keep himself busy.

Then I thought that maybe Voldemort sleeps a lot... but then again maybe he doesn't have to sleep because of his resurrection thing and whatever dark stuff he did to his body. But that just makes him, not having a hobby even worse. I mean it's not like he has to spend that much time on any of his attack plans or raids...

Voldemort could be seen sitting completely still over a map of Hogsmead for the last 3 days in a thinking position, none dared disturb him for his rage would know no bounds. At last he moved... slowly he started to smile evilly while whispering the word yesssss...
Yessss, yesssss this is it. This is the plan! whispered Voldemort. LUCIUS!! LUCIUS!! Come, so I can explain the plan I have hatched during these last 3 days! Lucius was quick to arrive next to his master and awaited the plan. Voldemort smiled and put his finger on the hogsmead apparation point while saying:" Deatheaters apparate here!". Lucius began applauding loudly for his masters most cunning plan.
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So my question, and I'm sorry if it has been discussed before (I did a search and did not find any threads about it, I'm sure one of you will spend the next 4 hours of your life searching for a previous thread to slap in my face.).
What do you think Voldemort does in his 'free time'?
And a second question would be: Does Voldemort need sleep?

 

Yes, Voldemort has many hobbies.

Number One - Evil Plots
Number Two - See Number One
Number Three - Badminton

 

Don't forget the Tea and Biscuits with the nanny! Or his daily Table tennis match with Lucius!

 

You're all wrong actually.

Airfix, bitches.

 

I imagine he reads a lot. >_>

 

I hear he does like the Ramanyana.

 

Voldemort conceived of and (with the help of the Imperius) implemented Eurovision. In his heart of hearts, he often thought of it as "his baby" - which makes one glad that he never actually procreated.

 

- Collecting shit
- snakes
- creating and altering charms (see Dark Mark, Taboo)
- spellcraft (see morsemordre)
- experimental magics
- traveling, particularly eastern Europe
- wand lore
- Magical History buff
- adult social clubs
- aviation
- remote-control hobbyist
- politics
- cosmetic surgery
- genealogy
- spelunking
- Divination (EXTREMELY interested)
- anagrams
- emo/goth culture (skulls, all black, obsession with death)
- psychology (wants to understand how the people around him think)

Voldemort has too many interests, if you ask me. Reads like an online dating profile, sorta-kinda.

 

Decided to put the information in you forgot to Blaise. You may want to revise your list, though, some of those things look mighty iffy.

OT: Not sure what he does. In first year he hung out in Quirrel's head. Second and third he killed rats in Albania. Spent most of fourth as a baby. Most of fifth sleeping, dreaming about getting the prophecy. Sixth terrorizing Britain. Seventh, obsessing over a wand.

Whatever he does, he obsesses over it, so at least he gives his hobbies his undivided attention. For at least a year. If he a model ship, it would be one hell of a ship.

 

Like every male, he likes to spend his time playing with his wand.

 

I hate you so much, thurner.

In his spare time, he tries to figure out a way to not get redeye in his self-taken nudes.

 

Oh Schrodinger don’t be like that… where is the love ?

 

The love is running in the opposite direction of your avatar. I don't know what that is, but for your sake I sure hope it isn't you.

 

If fangirls are to be believed, Voldemort spends his time playing "hide the wand" with Harry.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9mM-6smSP0

 

Morris dancing.

 

That movie was ... so very disturbing lol

 

Voldemort is an avid fan of deal or no deal. True story.

 

Probably reading old tomes and stuff for hints on where to find lost/ancient/powerful magics/artifacts. Also, Death Eater Inc. is a legit business and he trusts no one else to manage the finances. Death Eater masks and robes are not cheap, and neither are funeral costs.