Check this out...

The lulziest parts though are the reviews.

The other one,

And they ask why we hate stupid fan girls!

 

We should have a 'fanfiction's worst reviews' thread. Seen some gems on ff.net.

Chi Chi Away! I actually burst out laughing when I read that.

 

^ Now that's a good idea! You should start that thread. Do eet.

 

Hey everyone lovely comments . I happen to stumbel across this forum. Beware of your enemy is here to stay. As for the summary, The charater GG happens to be telling most of it. GG is the main stalker like person in the story. Long explaination. Google the charater information, Btw I take it as a compliment that my summary made this list Feel free to msg. No I don't hate you guys for not liking the summary. It's an oppinon.

I have found some other summarys on fanfiction.net that just irrate me. The crap outta of me. I am glad I have found a place where I can just trash them

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Here is just a few ones that I find irrating -___-
As the Wall Crumbles » by malfoys muggle 21 reviews
Draco and Hermione become best friends after leaving hogwarts. what Draco doesn't know is Hermione is in love with him. R&R plz!

This summary has been used so many times in different fanfiction. Drives me crazy.
Unlikely Friendships » by AllyGirl42 reviews "Congratulations Hermione Granger." Yes Head Girl! "Congratulations Draco Malfoy." Oh Shit. A dorm together. Partnered in an unusual assignment. 2 worst enemies- a recipe for disaster right? Or not... Maybe a recipe for lurrve? Or as said before-disaster.

Once again summary like these have been used A THOUSAND OF TIMES .


but meh I'll mostl likely end up reading the story. but yeah. Draco and Hermione best friend summary are really commonly used. --_____---. Barely any orginality within those summary.

 

Do you want to make a wager on that?

Please, please clear up your grammar and diction. Or don't, not if anyone takes me up on that wager.

 

Fail. Go away.

 

Well gosh which story was yours

 

This one, I believe.

Quotes within quotes don't follow over, so...:

 

Is that Gossip Girl/HP crossover? Because I admit, I could find that hilarious in a good god what were you thinking sort of way.

 

Frankly, I seriously doubt there was any actual thinking involved.

 

W.e it's just a summary and a fanfiction ,so calm your panties down. I am pretty sure everyone has their share of bad summary.

 

No worries folks, it's only a vocie. Whatever that is...

Actually, the Moody thing was because of the 'watchful eye', bringing to mind his magical eye. As for not going anywhere, are you aware that you can be banned? Happens quite often infact, I can only surmise that the mods have not yet seen your posts. That or they are holding out in the hope of lulz, which admittedly does seem to be abundant.

And yes, to be fair, the two summaries you posted were rather bad. Well done, they are good additions to this thread. However, again, please try and clean up your grammar and diction, as well as spelling. For example, 'voice' and 'identity'.

Do you not see what's wrong with this? Seriously?

 

Lrn2Edit

Ahhh who am I kidding, she won't be here next week.

 

LadyNutsackMalfoy ... Imma let you finish, but Mknote is the best unintentional troll ever. Ever.

That being said, I'm going to help you out. Go join Mugglenet, Ginnypotter.com, or siye.co.uk. You may find people more receptive to your ideas of shallow character shows being merged with Harry Potter there. Here, on the other hand, we don't find those shows "awesome", "cool", "totally realistic", or any combination of those thoughts.

We also do not pander to the frail egos of every eleven year old girl who turns up to bitch about how we have totally misunderstood the deep character driven story they wrote, when in fact, they can barely be considered stories in the first place.

Your story is garbage. It will always be garbage. Do you know why that is? Because Gossip Girls and Harry Potter are too radically different style of media. Because you lack the ability to properly pen a thought with proper grammar.

But mostly... Because you, madam, are a fucking idiot. And right about now is when you should be leaving of your own will before one of the staff feels the need to remove you.

 

15. My Hero » by Avia Summers reviews
My name is Liberty Roper. I am 14 and in Slytherin. Draco Malfoy beats me if I do bad stuff. I feel weak. If I take another beating. I may die. Hopefully, a hero will save me. Rated K for safety. Mild Language. Bashing.Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-10 - Harry P. & OC

I'm actually half-tempted to read this due to the 'tragedy' tag, indicating that the OC will be beaten to death.

 

That's the only way the story could in any way be redeemed.

 

Why didn't they make it Harry? That would have been much more appealing...

 

What do you mean by "to read this"? There is nothing to read. Even an episode of Bleach contains more words than this.

 

She misspelled her own title.

And the reviews are even worse....

-facepalm-

 

This must be the most indecisive writer I've ever seen.