This leaves no hope for humanity.

 

Reason #10 is fucking hilarious

It's like an LSD flashback or something.

EDIT: Back on topic, I think that this thread is hilariously awesome.

 

Ha, so that's where all my internets are getting to.

73. It tells God that we don't trust Him to fully satisfy and meet our needs.

Well if God would fully satisfy my need for a 180 Couch Grind, Reverse Cowgirl into Splitting the Bamboo while three amputee circus freaks feather-tickle my nipples, then we wouldn't have this problem to begin with.

77. It just makes us crave it more. It's a vicious cycle.

Viciously awesome.

78. It just brings fake pleasure that makes it all hurt when it's over.

Well, depends how many times a night you fake pleasure yourself there, buddy.

 

You must be one hell of a wanker if you can adequately simulate that.

/propels Joe to top of 'must meet in RL'. As if he wasn't already there...

 

Mods, please make it a point to remove stuff that has nothing to do with PYP OUT of PYP. I'm going to kill someone if I have to go through 2,000 posts again one by one.

 

But still, this is definitely a conversation worthy of its own thread. I was so tempted to troll this sit, but I decided it wasn't really worth it. Fantastic list though.

 

I have a question. How the fuck do these people know what watching porn does to you if they are against it (and ostensibly have never watched it).

 

Yeah. Reading through it, most of them are just listing the consequences of having been caught with a stash of weird fetish porn. Me thinks this page is full of a lot of dark, quiet regret...

 

From what I gathered, it's a site for people who have had problems with porn, and are trying to 'get better'. Although having the porn equivilent of AA on the internet just seems to be asking for trouble...

 

Maybe I should stop looking at porn. This thread gave me an urge to.....

/goes off to fap.

 

My apologies whoever moved this here in its' own thread. I should've read all of the posts in the thread before posting the link.

/derail

Back on topic, people in that forum are fucking retarded.

 

A few of my favorites from IRC... D:

 

LOLwut?

Guy: "Hmm, I don't get off on regular porn anymore...whatever shall I do?"

Guy: "Gay porn it is, obviously."

 

I beg to differ.

Joe is simply just that awesome.

 

Wait, wut? Are these people really, truly serious? Are they out of their fucking minds (pun fully intended)?

/me shakes head and goes off to fap

 

How is that a reason NOT to look at porn?

 

The whole site is gold. Sadly admins have to accept you before you can start to troll post there.

For instance this thread: http://www.teensagainstporn.com/forum/viewthread.php?thread_id=2095

And the best answer:

 

They apparently have a podcast, I sense more lulz to cum...

I really want to find out the identites of the admins and send them shit-tons of bukkake and tentacle hentai rape pron. That might set 'em straight.

 

Wow....somebody's high strung.

I like what he did with Western.

Wut?

Really hard guys.

He should probably clarify.

Truth

Seems they aren't at 100 yet.