I really didn't think this story could get any worse but Lionheart seems to be just full of surprises. The most recent chapter had Perfect Lionheart

Spoiler

kill off all the Muslims with nukes.

 

Last Dance by Amynoelle and Heaven is pretty fucking long. (it's on portkey...link to authors' profile so you can see other fics)

~2,200,000 words and 343 chapters. And they've written several hundred thousand more words in the same universe.

I haven't actually read any of it, so I don't know if it's a trainwreck or not...but yeah.

As for this latest update of PKH, I am speechless. It just keeps getting worse and worse.

 

It's a romance story, apparently, with H/Hr, D/G and R/LL. I'm not brave enough to try.

On topic, this is fast becoming the best crackfic I have ever seen, if one employs a judicious amount of... discretion in picking what parts to read (skipping over the bloody lectures).

 

No. No. Fuck this shit. I just took this fic off my watch list. This is... this is.. fuck. Alright, we are at what, 93 chapters, we are finally encountering dumbledore's first Horcruz, of which he has thirteen, and the muggle world just managed to nuke a lot of shit while getting hit with nukes full of cream pie. (Queen Elizabeth got creampied lololololol)
So... this fic is going to last for a while longer, and even after hitting rock bottom, it's still getting worse. For god's sake this chapter ended in someone singing the Barney song to Dumbledore. I can't even watch this for trainwreck value because it's no longer a trainwreck, it is someone standing in front of you and wripping out your mother's intestines through her throat. God. This is the worst shit on FFnet.
I'd rather read H/D Male veela soul bond bondage fics at this point.

 

^This, a thousand times THIS!

 

Pfft, I quit reading that horseshit within the first 5 chapters. I saw that it was complete shit then, and it still is. Harry's a sissy and the story's gone nowhere since then.

 

This is what PL does, he starts fics with interesting concepts, mediocre at first, then they get better somewhat far in, and then are crippled by the incredible amount of crazy that follows.

Chunin Exam Day sucked the instant Naruto had a Kyuubi-releasing emo fit, and this fic plunged into the depths of awful with every god awful Dumbledore twist. Make it go away.

 

It's rated two stars now. Does that mean it's going to get moved to the trash bin now?

 

It really should. The story really is that bad.

 

I'm surprised this lasted here as long as it did. This should have gone the way of the MoR thread long ago.

 

I think this should be left here as a reminder. And besides, until they make the trash bin accessible, I don't want to lose this thread, to lulzy.

 

Hmm. Trash Bin is accessible to online members now. Just not linked in the main forum.