Harry Potter & Loss Of Faith » by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan
Kidnapped by Voldemort, rescued and learned he was pregant with a vampire's child, DD wants it aborted only thing left for Harry todo was flee. He goes to a place hardly on the map FORKS there he meets the Cullens. Life just got interesting!

 

Who the fuck is DD?
And shouldn't it be Harry Potter & the Loss of Faith

 

From context, I'd assume Dumbledore. But it'd be awesome if it was Dudley Dursley. Or Dedalus Diggle for that matter.

 

I wonder if anyone I know in real life has ever written a steaming pile of fanshit. It'd be lulzy.

Also Dudley/Harry :banana:
In case someone can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.

 

You know you want to do it.

Now you'll do it.

 

Nope, still not interested.

 

^ Same here. I keep scrolling down and stopping to blink at it.

 

LOL me too; I keep telling myself that she did just before that pic was snapped. :awesome

 

Then what about this scene?

And? Does it make your mouth eyes water?

 

I lol'd. Got an odd look from my friend from it, but damn.

 

Still not interested Minion, my self preservation skills are better than that.

 

1. Dirty Little Boy by AlbinoF0x reviews
"She was terrible, frighteneing and Deadly. I had never wanted anyone so much." harry is undoubtedly gay. so who is this woman who vexes him so as she leads him to bed? HET ALERT! SHOUTA! based on yet another one of my crazy dreams. oneshot NC17
Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-10 - Bellatrix L. & Harry P. - Complete

WATCH OUT GUYS. HETEROSEXUAL ALERT!

 

Okay, trawling the Harry Potter Crossover Archive is kinda like shooting fish in a barrel for this thread, but I figured this was enough to rise above the great mass of Twilight x-overs:

Mischief Managed » by crypticPRINCESS reviews My Chemical Romance & The Harry Potter Gang begin their fourth year at Hogwarts. What will happen after Dumbledore's hard hitting announcement? Rated T for implied moments of Frerard, some harsh language. Back In Action :

Do not want.

Also:

Oh, you laugh now. I'm told that Gundam Wing 'fic has gotten to the point where if you don't post that in your summary reviewers will flame the shit out of you on FFnet. Sometimes I wonder if Harry Potter's gonna go the same way.

 

They Never Kissed by Cathcer1984 reviews After the War Harry is figuring himself out. Draco helps. Warnings for minor Het Harry/Ginny
Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-10 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete



And inside the story...

I'm really happy that in this story where Draco and Harry end up wanking each other off, the author takes her precious time to warn us that there will be a brief mention of Ginny kissing Harry in the beginning of the fic. How nice it was of her....

Now I know that we don't really like Ginny here but this is just getting fucking ridiculous. Someone should take a fucking broom stick and show her how REAL sex between two men feels like. Maybe then she'll give us the REAL warning that we were suppose to fucking get in the fucking first place!

 

You know even when you take it seriously, that is actually not much worse than some fics that are meant to be taken seriously ...

 

Just surfing the first page of new Harry Potter fics and felt the need to share.

Extreme run-on sentence aside, I'm not even sure what this summary is supposed to explain.

I get the Girl!Harry and Slytherin part, but who is coming together?

What ended up in the 'Maraudar'[sic] era? Who is this 'they' that watch 'it' unfold?

Could 'it' may be the be the train wreck that this story is likely to be? Stay tuned folks. Stay tuned.

Wait, don't stay tuned. Run away children. Run fast and far.

EDIT:

Just found this. There are no words to describe how wrong this is.

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!! WHY ARE MY LEGS SO DAMN SLOW?!?!!!

 

Anything you want to tell us, SPO? And by "tell us", I mean a little more blatantly?

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Actually, I think I might go read that. Say what you will, but girl-fapping is hot, and girl-assisted girl-fapping even more so.

 

Because just slash is not enough. Could that be called a magical shemale?