Harry Potter the Warrior Wizard » by The PhantomHokage reviews
AM SORRY BUT ABANDON
Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,747 - Reviews: 308 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 1-27-07 - Harry P. & N. Tonks

No, really?

 

Matchmaking » by Beexfeatheryduster reviews
Dumbledore decides a spot of matchmaking is in order and holds a Halloween Masquerade Party to bring couples together and start a romance between Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. How could this possibly wong?
Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 6-10-10 - Hermione G. & Severus S.

Dumbledore wants to start a romance in Hogwarts. A romance between Hermione and Snape...

If this Pedophile!Dumbledore is not out of character then I don't know what is.

 

5. Summer Love in Las Vegas » by Akashay13
This story is just harry's twin I made up going to Las Vegs because her dad and mum need some time alone. There, she meets the Nombre's & Alucard's and finds love. Lot's of laughs and fun. PLZ read! Alashay is out! Warning: Swearing&Cuteness of babies!
Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,574 - Updated: 7-30-10 - Published: 7-23-10 - Harry P. & OC


So your entire story is that Harry has on OC twin sister, who goes to Vegas and hooks up with some other OCs? This is like a road map to FAIL.

 

Okay, seriously, Kensington - every time I see this:

The Doorway to Dawn
(HP/WoT)

In your signature, I think its a link to a fic that is a crossover between Harry Potter and The Wastelands of Time. And the worst thing is that each time I feel like that makes some sort of sense.

 

I'm glad your mental deficiencies are resulting in more hits to my story.

 

You're very welcome.

/end thread derail. Bring on the shitty summaries.

 

At first when I see Zennith's sig, I always thought it was this story.

 

Ouch. I am sufficiently chastened.

 

I wasn't doing it on purpose, Zen the titles were eerily similar.

Anyway:

 

Lol Dannie Radcliffe.

 

I laugh to hide the agonizing pain.

 

Found these.

 

Here is one.

27. Papa wolf » by LuvHarryP reviews Au/ooc Harry raised by Remus who he calls Papa wolf with help from Malfoys Sirius took off to the US not seen for years Harry learns his Papa was once in love and he and Draco try to find out who warn slash some Weasley bashingRated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,621 - Reviews: 249 - Updated: 8-2-10 - Published: 2-10-10 - Harry P.

 

The summary says it all:

3. Harry Potterand The Amazingly Awesome Parody! by JulietInLOVEButNotWithRomeo
Ron loves muffins, Hermione is a Lady GaGa impersonator, Hagrid is H-Grid, the famous rapper, and Harry? Well, nobody knows what's going on with him.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Published: 8-2-10 - Harry P.

 

...Ya'know this doesn't sound half bad.

 

I clicked it just to see how fucked up it could possibly be.

Turns out, very.

It was randomness just for the sake of randomness. Not even funny randomness.

...Yeah.

-PP

 

True. It sounds one-quarter bad, and three-quarters gouge-my-fucking-eyes-out-with-a-spoon-cauterized-with-a-branding-iron-evicerated-by-a-swordfish-hands-cut-off-with-a-dull-hacksaw-all-while-blowing-Chevy-Chase awful.

But that's just my first impression. I could be wrong.

 

The storm blade user by Kumo blade dancer Karui reviews So Naruto get s banshied by countsiels so heads for kumo.When he gets he wants to become a kumo shinbo .And Master is Killer bee along with his three students teach naruto art of the sword.Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-2-10 - Naruto U. & Karui

 

To me, it seems more like "You know, I'm bored. Lets hook up a teenager and a creepy old man." than Pedo!Dumbledore.