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1,100 Pound Nutshot

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by deyas, Aug 7, 2010.

  1. deyas

    deyas Groundskeeper

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    Well, at the end of the video it explains that after thousands of kicks, his balls are, literally, hard as rock. So if he isn't already fertile before the kick, he probably isn't now.
     
  2. silverlasso

    silverlasso Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    I still don't understand how his balls didn't suffer any damage. Testicles are soft tissue...the strengthening of the pelvic bone is irrelevant.
     
  3. Garden

    Garden Supreme Mugwump

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    I thought the same thing as you and watched over a few times. Only explanation is that he doesn't feel the pain as much and that they got "toughened". We get fancy graphics for the bones getting stronger but none for the balls.
     
  4. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Or that all the nerves in and around his testicles have been destroyed. Either way.
     
  5. Arbiter

    Arbiter Groundskeeper

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    I wonder if he can still do the "Act" with those balls.
     
  6. Anstid

    Anstid Fourth Year DLP Supporter

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    Fuck I hope not.

    Besides, what kind of woman would want to screw a guy who got up to these kind of shenanigans. I think the only kind of action he sees in his nether regions is of the shin bone variety.
     
  7. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    From youtube comments.


    Rofl.
     
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