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Woman Orgasms on Amusement Ride

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Dilla, Aug 14, 2010.

  1. Dilla

    Dilla Seventh Year

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  2. Howdy

    Howdy Dark Lord

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    Must be some ride.

    Where can I find it?
     
  3. Sully

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    "The orgasms I have with you are really good, but this one was crazy."

    That guy got outdone by an amusement park ride.
     
  4. Torak

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    :awesome

    /me is fucking rolling
     
  5. Trig

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    I'd like to know if she managed to convince him to do that ride again :awesome
     
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    I think it's worse than that. Guy had to ask if she was serious meaning he has never heard her make real moans. So yea he really was out done by an amuesment park ride. Hey heres a kicker though. Father takes his teenage daughter on ride and has to hear the same thing.
     
  7. Trig

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    I can't decide which of them would be the most embarassed...
     
  8. Stalin's Pipe Organs

    Stalin's Pipe Organs Auror

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    How is this biologically possible?

    Doesn't make much sense to me.
     
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    Catman DA Member

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    OK this made me laugh.
     
  10. Stalin's Pipe Organs

    Stalin's Pipe Organs Auror

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    Yea I don't know too much about the female anatomy. Never really bothered to learn.
     
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    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    This can be taken in so many bad ways....
     
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    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Fucking females, man. How do they work?? (Site is NSFW btw.)
     
  14. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Wait... how old are you actually?
    And where do you live that you didn't cover that at school?
    And why do you think girls like horses that much?
    And Harry Potter broomsticks?


    EDIT:

    That was more than a year ago. You're 20. Don't tell me you're serious?
    Join IRC!
    Now!
     
    Last edited: Aug 14, 2010
  15. Red

    Red High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    I'm lawling so hard right now.

    On Topic: Poor guy, inferiority complex incoming.
     
  16. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Palindrome's link had an answer that was quite good.

    The ride, essentially caused Hole 8 (the pleasure dome) to merge with the Tarantula habitat (Hole 44.) The tarantula's many eyes allowed it to get a detailed reading of the topography of the pleasure dome, allowing it to use it's many legs for maximum effect.
     
  17. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Not sure why you're giving SPO such a hard time. From the video, it doesn't look like there's any kind of movement in that area - and even if there was, it takes a lot more than 10 seconds of friction to bring a woman to orgasm from nothing.

    Seems to me that there's something much more interesting going on than simply "lol her clit got rubbed". Possibly something psychological (roller-coaster fetish?) or wacky biology.
     
  18. AceOfSpades

    AceOfSpades Slug Club Member DLP Supporter

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    Gio, I LOL'd so hard that i fuckin' cried.

    Also, some women can get orgasms from the strangest things. I have heard of women who got orgasm from eating certain foods or from smelling certain things. As Taure said it is a weird psychological thing.
     
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  19. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    There's also a woman who can think herself to orgasm and another by brushing her teeth. Weird shit is weird. There's a thread for it floating around Sick and Perverse complete with a list and a vid - which unfortunately does not contain any porn.

    Palindrome: I lol'd.
     
  20. Krogan

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    A friend of mine used to date a girl who got off from Skittles, weirder shit has occurred than this chick getting off on a roller coaster ride.
     
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