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Woman Orgasms on Amusement Ride

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Dilla, Aug 14, 2010.

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  1. Stalin's Pipe Organs

    Stalin's Pipe Organs Auror

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    Aug 14, 2010 #21
    Yeeaaaaa......

    That question didn't go quite as planned.

    What Taure said was what I sort of meant to inquire about.

    Hopefully I'm not as clueless as you guys make me out to be. :p
     
  2. Zennith

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    Aug 15, 2010 #22

    Maybe for you. :)

    Let's hope. Otherwise it's a bit depressing. For you, of course. Not for me. For me it would be funny.
     
  3. DarthBill

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    Aug 15, 2010 #23
    The last pic in that thread scares me.
     
  4. Otters

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    I had to look, just to see what it was.

    :(
     
  5. insectamantidae

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    Aug 15, 2010 #25
    Have not found chamber of secrets. Still looking. I have a good flashlight, my vibrating broomstick with realistic swooshing noises, and a supply of cliff bars. Will report back. If not back in 4 days please send a team in to retrieve.
     
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  6. Zennith

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    o_O


    Edit: Wow. What a shitty 500th post.
     
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  7. Wildfeather

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    Aug 16, 2010 #27
    I can't help but notice that this comment has been overlooked. So I have to ask, did your friend buy them in bulk, or only as a surprise for her? Because I'm honestly wondering how a stereotypically romantic evening would go. Candle-light dinner at a fancy restaurant, a moon light walk on the beach, followed by a bag skittles and a romp in the sand?

    edit: For minor grammar correction.
     
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  8. Averis

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    Aug 16, 2010 #28
    Taste the rainbow-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

    But yeah, that's hot. I would definitely be digging it if my girl had an orgasm on a rollercoaster ride. I wouldn't feel inferior at all; I mean, it's not like some other dude can do what that rollercoaster did.
     
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  9. Dark Syaoran

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    I saw this on efukt. Pretty amusing.
     
  10. Blaise

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    Sounds like a challenge to me :awesome

    Hilarious find, OP.
     
  11. The Fine Balance

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    oh shit, oh shit --- I can't freaking stop laughing at that.
     
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    Aug 16, 2010 #32
    Lol apparently as soon as he found out he carried a bag of Skittles every where he went with her, she'd lose focus on just about anything as soon as he put some in front of her.
     
  13. Gabrinth

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    Aug 17, 2010 #33
    I fucking love skittles and starbursts, but they're candy. You must have some weird ass connections in your brain to orgasm when you taste the rainbow...
     
  14. Warlocke

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    Aug 17, 2010 #34
    Pfft. :rolleyes:

    Maybe if you're not a Parselmouth. :awesome
     
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  15. GrandHighPoobah

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    Aug 17, 2010 #35
    Maybe if it was a double rainbow...
     
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  16. Blaise

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    Aug 17, 2010 #36
    That's actually quite awesome. In theory, I could just lie on my back, let her slide on top, pop Skittles in her mouth, and let her clench around me.

    The novelty of even being able to do that is just hilariously awesome to me.
     
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  17. Zennith

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    The laziest sex imaginable.
     
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