Heh, I used to spam the hell out of that trick, although my favorite was just using Force Choke to slam storm troopers into the walls and ceilings. I never get tired of hearing the crunching sound.

EDIT: or their screams as they plummeted to their deaths.

 

Dude, that's your personal opinion.



On another note, while I find Ewoks kinda cute in their retarded-ness, I can not excuse how stupid it was that a bunch of Ewoks could take down the entire Imperial garrison in Endor. It just doesnt add up.

 

Yes it does, just watch the movie. They pwned the Stormtroopers with ease. It's not like it's unbelievable or anything....just like using the force?

Does anyone else here consider the EU just to be high quality(arguable) fanfiction? That's how I look at most of it.

 

Ummm... no. I actually prefer the EU to some parts of the of the movies, and since the EU is canon, I see no reason to consider it "high-quality fanfiction"

 

Are you kidding me? They threw fist sized stones at fully armored men and they just dropped like sacks of potatoes. Not to mention the rope-whats-its-name thingy. If nothign else, even if the Imperials were beaten in the end, they should have slaughtered most of the Ewoks. If it were wookies, then I'd agree, but Ewoks? Hell no.

 

Too be honest, storm troopers can't hit shit. No wonder they lost.

 

And ewoks had gliders, okay, fucking gliders!

 

While Ewoks are top marksmen and have blasters, right?

If nothing else, we've seen them kick Rebel butt, yet they lost to some retarded Ewoks?

 

Some parts even made sense. If you swing two giant fucking tree trunks together with a AT-ST between them... I think it being crushed actually makes sense. And besides, Ewoks>Gungans.
Also? Good god. THis is a universe where people can shoot lightning from their fingers and crush people's lungs from across a room, and you are complaining because it's unrealistic that furry creatures could beat soldiers?

 

Everything>Gungans. The AT-ST was taken down smartly. But the others are inexcusable.

 

IKRIT PROVES YOU WRONG.

 

I know of him. He is a fucking Jedi Master. He is way better than Gungans.

Hell,MSE-series drioid > Gungans.

 

He's a fucking Chihuahua.

 

Chihuahua > Gungans. Air Molecules > Gungans.

 

Fix'd that for you.

 

The Gungans are ruled over by Brian Blessed. Clearly, Jar-Jar is an exception to the genetic awesomeness they must possess.

 

...

You might be on to something. They didn't seem to want him either.

 

I may have been unfair. I have left my hatred of Jar-Jar judge the entire race. Still, having said that, my opinion of them has only risen a little bit.

 

Thank you. Had I not already known your opinion was worthless, I do now.

 

Yo, ever wonder the implications and effects that blowing up one planetary sized body next to another would have? These_guys have! Holy nerdgasm of epic proportions, Batman!