A wooden chair, two decks of MtG cards and a MP3-player...

 

A 32 inch plasma TV, a lamp that clamps onto stuff, a rollout surface from my computer desk (that I removed), and a third story window.

TV's too heavy, but I could drop it onto the zombie hordes below through the window, the rollout surface could be used to bash some heads in and the lamp could be used as a flail?

I wish my baseball bat was to my left...

 

My computer with this on the screen: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.htmlm

 

I lol'd. Win.

 

My glasses and four games cases. At least I'll be able to see my on coming death from far away.

 

Acoustic guitar. I may not survive, but at least my passing will have a soundtrack.

 

A leaning tower of pisa replica, a barcelona souvenir cup, an apple and some brotein. I'll easily shut a zombie apocalypse down. No sweat. :awesome

 

I have a Sig Sauer P226.... airsoft gun. FML

 

box of tissues and hand cream....

 

A candle snuffer.

A fucking candle snuffer.

A tool for putting out candles.

 

Let's see...
Boxes of michalaneous computer shit
Game cases
Stack of CDs
A roll of duct tape
a sliding glass door

and on the bookshelf to the left behind me (does that count?)
random books
4 full paint cans
a hammer

 

At the time I first saw this last night... my roommate (and perhaps if you can count it, his dog). It could work.

More realistically, and likely more handily, a roughly six-foot metal floor lamp, with a circular splayed base and top. It could probably do some decent damage when swung at a rotting corpse. Or not-so-rotting corpse for that matter.

On a different note, the recently linked article was worth some amusement.

 

A lamp and a paper weight I have tried to get rid of several times but somehow keeps coming back.

 

I'm heading for Novera's house- she's discovered the Holy Boomer-rock! Those zombies are TOAST!

 

A trash can and a portable fan. q_q

And toilet paper. lol

 

We'll be alright, we just have to play Dead Rising 2 for pointers on how to use nonlethal stuff as weapons.



For Pers

 

To my left is a non-installed 8 foot tall closet door still in its package.
Would be great if it was made of solid wood and not cardboard.

 

Since I'm currently in the kitchen (shut up) the only thing to my left is a refrigerator.
To my left, I have a crowbar. So... I'm fucked if I can't grab the crowbar.

 

A mostly empty bottle of squash, two cookies, Angel season 1 or a digital photo frame. I won't last long.