Seriously?

Haven't you heard? Fire makes everything better ...

 

Yes actually there is no version of the undead that can't be improved with liberal applications of fire. That you have not heard of this is odd.

 

My very expensive Sennheiser headphones - I'll kill zombies with sonic boom trance.

 

FUCK YEAH MY 5 AND A HALF FOOT WEIGHT POLE!

Oh and my PS3 controller.

 

Fag.

Beast.

Finally.

WTF lol

BEHOLD-

SUPER MEGA OPTIC BLAST! (Cyclops <3)

Ontopic: iMacs are to zombies as holy water is to vampires. Trufax

(Blaise: killin' joy since '10)

 

Of course, I wouldn't post a picture of someone actually using a real guitar for zombie slaying, that'd be insane

 

I have a raging douchebag to my left. Yay sacrificial Lamb!

 

A cardboard box with my old N64 and Super Nintendo.

It could be worse. If I hadn't put that box there my weapon of choice would be a big, fluffy pillow.

 

Totally picturing the girl in your avatar having a pillow fight. Win.

 

An apple core, a broken light bulb and a spoon. Step back kids, I got this.

 

Bullshit. We all know you'd take the guitar strings along with the gum you were chewing, and somehow make a suitcase nuke to pulverize several city blocks while you made your escape in a homemade ultralight.

As I have kids, this is the first thing I thought of. :|

I cannot be the only one wondering what, exactly, is a bird diaper, and why, exactly, it was ever invented.

You could've just said it was mirror.

 

It's exactly what it sounds like. You keep a bird in the house? You might wanna protect yourself if you let it out of the cage, something many people do. So it's either putting a diaper to it, or you wearing a helmet and covering the furniture with plastic foil.

Personally, I'd feed the bird to my cat, but I understand why someone would use the diaper.

 

Out of thumb-ups, but I'dsaywhynot got the jist of it. We actually keep the bird's wings clipped so she can only fly a short distance. Usually to her cage. I like to have her perched on my shoulder while I type, and since bird's usually shit once every twenty minutes, she wears a diaper so I don't get shit on. Notice the roll of toilet paper next to it? I fold up a piece and place it in. Nice and neat.

 

7ate9 is a pirate. o.o

 

The gayest pirate on the internets.

Thats quite the achievement.

 

Now he has to watch out for ninjas.

Anyways, an empty coke bottle. At least I can preserve some water, or zombie ooze.

 

Fuck you.

No really, fuck you.

When the zombie apocalypse comes rolling through, you motherfuckers get to deal with the swaggering hordes. Know what I get? The ninja-zombies. All because you guys called me a pirate.

Would you like to walk my plank? Can I plunder your booty?

 

Don't worry, the inverse ninja law is on your side against ninja zombies. They'll be weaker than the normal kind.

 

I've got a slutty girl. Unless one of you has a cowardly, funny, or black guy, I think I've got you beat.

EDIT : Blaise, you do not count as being to your left.