My god, where do people come up with this shit?

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That makes me want to put the 'smack down' on Smackdownkid01...permanently.

 

Some of the reviews:

MrsSnape2u
2010-09-01 . chapter 1Great story keep it up I bet draco gots pregnant hehe

Smackdownkid01
2010-09-05 . chapter 1Make draco and harry pregant

Smackdownkid01
2010-09-09 . chapter 2You should make the docter faint and harry or Siruis deliver

Double Mpreg? An abomination squared! D:



Make draco and harry pregant

 

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So, I gather that the human genepool is fucked with these people being able to breed, right?

 

Fixed.

<filler>

 

1. Suicide being the 'easy' way out.
2. The HP/DM slash…

Also note the 4k words in 6 chapters. lolwut?

 

Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes.

Sexual preference not usually being among them.

 

(sigh) Why can't slash enthusiasts simply accept the fact that Harry is not gay.

There are no hints, no indications, no subtext within any of the seven books to suggest that he has any gay tendencies. Heck, he spent a lot of time thinking/angsting about/over girls/hormones: see Cho, Ginny.

I sense that the above fic is simply catastrophic.

So, the many examples of them either trying to hurt, maim, humiliate or outright kill one another (mainly Draco on Harry on the 'killing you' front) are their ways of simply saying, "I love you?"

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Tough luvin', methinks. :facepalm

L34RN 3NGL15H PL34S3. KTHXBY3.

Wouldn't Voldemort try to bite Harry's nose off or something, with them being mortal enemies/hating one another and all? And why on Earth would Harry want to fuck a snake, if I understand the Beastality tag correctly?

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Heck, I know for a fact that when it comes to human intelligence, I'm not exactly the most shining example, but for crying out loud!

 

And yet, as a fourteen year old, he preferred to spent a dance with Ron fucking Weasley than his hot-indian-chick-with-a-twin-sister date. I may not be much of an authority of teenaged guys, but from what you guys have said, the only way that would have happened is if: A. Harry is gay. B. Parvati was ugly or C. JK Rwoling is a hack author who never heard of puberty.

 

Actually Schro it hit the mark a little bit. In the case of shy kids a least. (Was one so talking from experience and not out my ass like normal ).

At that age, yeah, all I thought about were boobs and butt and the girl between them. However, when going to a dance with said pair I had no clue what to do beyond, "I've got a girl on my arm." So I hung out with my friends until she came and wanted to dance.

Then I stepped on her toes.

 

Mas Afecks 4: Atak of Geths: Trattor reviews They go to where explodes come from and find shocking!Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-29-10

I know it isn't Harry Potter, but I just discovered this guy, and he is either the worst speller ever, or the worst troll ever. Either way, this shit is hilarious.

 

Yeah, I call troll.

 

:facepalm

I'm with Moridin. And, as someone so eloquently put it…

 

Because he thinks it looks like a vag when it opens its mouth? I get a sinking feeling that Harry's not the one doing the fucking here, though.

It has 47 chapters and is apparently serious (based on the reviews - no way in hell I was clicking that link)...

 

Not sure if this has been posted yet or not, but I saw this and had to contribute.

EDIT: Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5780467/1/A_Second_Chance_For_Love

 

I er, actually read some of 'the messed up life of Mar- Jenna Malfoy'. Apparently, she isn't allowed to wear muggle shoes to class. I thought shoes are pretty much all the same...

And how on earth would Harry screw a snake?

 

Not allowed to wear Muggle shoes? That is messed up.

 

Ichor put that one in just a few posts above.

 

Huh, we know that wizards wear robes, but what do they wear on their feet?

 

If you believe most fanfiction, dragonhide boots.

I prefer to think of wizards like hobbits - let the hairy feet breathe.

 

Dragonhide boots would make sense if the wizard had a hazardous position, like that of an Auror or that of a dragon handler or something, but for regular footwear? Slippers of some kind? Victorian style shoes/boots?