I use it as a craft knife. Once accidentally cut my thumb with that bugger... it did a hell of a lot of damage. Hence why I continue to sterilise it occasionally.

 

A deck of cards, a midget pen, my hard drive and a broken belt. I guess I could knock a few zombies down with the belt, but it's range is still fairly pathetic.

 

hair brush, head band, econ book, and BC pills.

I guess I won't be having zombie babies. Thank god.

*shudders at memory of Dawn of the Dead scene*


EDIT: Because this thread needs pictures...

 

At least you can rub one off before you go down.

 

He will die the way he lived.

 

Unless there are some lady zombies around. It's important for them to know you are the man their man could have smelt like.

 

A damn potted plant. Yeah, I'm doomed. The pot's not even made of clay, it's plastic, and the plant's a tiny weeny cactus that has little bumps instead of thorns.

 

My electric guitar.

Count on me surviving.

 

Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness, The Wallace and Gromit Box set, and a clothes hanger.

I may die, but at least I know that it'll be really painful.

 

I have around 1000+ CD's next to me... I suppose in the world to come I will be a master thrower. Slicing zombies heads off with hit tunes from the 20th century!

 

Within immediate reach, I have a nail clipper, a plastic cup, a spoon, a stereo, knitting needles, a printer, and a .50 cal ammo can...full of cds. Further to my left is my closet, which has an Estwing rock pick, a gad-pry (sorta like a crowbar), and sledgehammer. I might be ok...

 

Isn't there some weirdshit anime (really narrows it down, I know) where a chick goes around on a motorscooter, fucking people up with her electric guitar?

I'm getting visions of the movie Ninja Assassin...but with old CDs instead of oversized ninja stars

 

It's called FLCL, Blaise, and it is pure win and awesome.

 

What Custer said, plus a recommendation to watch said anime as soon as possible.

 

It worked in Shaun of the Dead, no reason it won't here.

 

Can't say anything. I don't want to compromise Operational Security.

 

Hair wax and a deodorant... At least I'll look and smell good during zombie invasion.

 

Good news! I now have Blood Rites sitting next to my monitor, so I now have a super-zombie killing guide to work with!

 

How long can one survive with, lets say, a deck of magic cards?

And shame on you Aekiel for not having memorized that book already

 

Wrong book, it's Dead Beat that has zombies.