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Harry Potter Memes

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Water Mage, Jul 17, 2010.

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  1. Zennith

    Zennith Pebble Wrestler ~ Prestige ~

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    God damn I hate you so much.
     
  2. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Wow.

    If I was a mod I would temp-ban you for e-raping my eyes D8
     
  3. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Sorry. :awesome
    I do wonder what fucked up mind drew that picture though.
     
  4. Zennith

    Zennith Pebble Wrestler ~ Prestige ~

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    I just wonder what fucked up mind would want to post that shit here. Jesus christ dude.
     
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    Hey everyone. My name's Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. And I so totally fucking don't like Draco Malfoy. :awesome
     
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    /is totally rocking the 9 :awesome
     
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  9. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Azn liar is lying.
     
  10. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Just because it fits doesn't mean she can tell it's there. :awesome
     
  11. Blazzano

    Blazzano Unspeakable

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    Ah, but he didn't specify inches or centimeters.
     
  12. Cappadocian

    Cappadocian Fifth Year

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    Actually, hate to break the cliche for you guys, but according to the survey taken by condom maker, LifeStyles, their average flaccid length is 3.1 inches, where the US's is 3.4, and in erect length, their length, is 5.1 inches, where the US is 5.

    Really, for almost all developed countries, the penis size is the same, somewhere between 5-6 inches.
     
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    Really? Wow, thanks!
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    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    All I heard was "Asians have small dicks."
     
  15. Cappadocian

    Cappadocian Fifth Year

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    Korean's have small penis's, at least the ones who go to uni's, the only data I've been able to pull up on them, was a university study. 2.5-4.3 inches on average. Wish I could find the links to these again. I was stupid, and forgot to bookmark them.

    The Japanese not so much. The number's I listed in the previous post were for Japanese.
     
  16. Euroclydon

    Euroclydon High Inquisitor

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    So I'm guessing you're Japanese then? That's the only actual reason I could think of as to why you would feel the need to bookmark the link.
     
  17. Cappadocian

    Cappadocian Fifth Year

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    No, it was an interesting study. Penis size is an interesting subject to think upon.

    I'm French and Turkish.
     
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  18. Zennith

    Zennith Pebble Wrestler ~ Prestige ~

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    :facepalm






    ...filler/
     
  19. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Know how I know you're gay?
     
  20. Cappadocian

    Cappadocian Fifth Year

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    Not in the sexual sense you moron, in the objective medical sense it's one of the more complex parts of our body, at least in developmental terms. Certain hormones influence it, certain ones do bad things, if you have more estrogen in your body when you're young, it ends up smaller. Really, it's a fun subject to research, and one of my few true passions. So many factors go into it, environmental, dietary, behavioral, hormonal, genetics. Seriously, sexual and physical development is an interesting subject.
     
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