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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v6.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    What is this? I don't even...
     
  2. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    Damn you, darco molfay! :awesome
     
  3. Grinning Lizard

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    Acsherly, the idear of going 'nutes' was what really had me chuckling. 'Nut' must be the easiest word to spell in the entire language, next to 'a' and 'so'.

    I might PM the author, just in the hopes of getting any sort of worded response.
     
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    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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  5. samkar

    samkar Temporarily Banhammered

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    Well, this isn't technically the worst summary, but the signal pattern "CHUCK NORRIS" tingled my synapses to read this masterstroke and I wasn't disappointed metaphysically. :facepalm

    This is so bad it's already on its way to become a classic.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/u/907902/Darksephiroth25

    1. SCARY GHOST STORY FETUSING CHUCK NORRIS
    Harry sees a ghost
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 10-20-10 - Harry P. - Complete

    harry potter was walking a park through school on day when a scary ghost demented showded up and tryed to kill his spirit. "OH GODS IT SCARY ME!" says harry uber loudly as he runned but he took a trip on mrs norris who was really mad because she was chuck norris' wife. then chuck norris came in and chased an angry to harry who was also being chased by a scary ghost that waved an arm and said "I TAKE YOUR SOUL TO ZANTHABAR WITH ME" harry blasted a spell and it falled over. chuck norris chucked mrs norris at harry who clawed his claw at him and harry growlped in pain. "your dead i will kill you, avada kazam" said harry and the cat explooded a blood all over the ghost and the ghost got scared and ran away but it fell. then harry had some sex with herminene.

    :eek:
     
  6. Sacrosanct

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    At Your Doorstep » reviews
    On Hiatus! Sorry! Severus became a well known florist after he resigned from Hogwarts. Draco was his love, making oils for Aromatherapy was his life. One night, Harry showed up battered at their doorstep; human touch became forbidden. What can they do?
    Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,476 - Reviews: 278 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 2-4-08 - - Harry P./Severus S

    Severus became a well known florist after he resigned from Hogwarts

    Severus became a well known florist

    a well known florist

    How the hell does a florist become well known?
     
  7. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    By selling flowers,duh.Or discovering the Hibiscus Acsherlycus!
     
  8. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    Sephiroth kills her, as she is the last of the ancients, but she becomes part of the life stream and uses the white materia to save the world.
     
  9. LadyKitti

    LadyKitti Second Year

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    ack...bad mental picture...Snape as Aerith
     
  10. Verminard

    Verminard Seventh Year

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    :facepalm Surely this is the only possible response?
     
  12. Hero of Stupidity

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    Contradiction by randomidentity
    Katharina Malfoy, child of Draco and Ginny Malfoy, leads the new generation of witches and wizard with her beauty, talent and wit. She must keep her exemplary marks, win quiditch games, deal with hot, mysterious strangers, and remain Slytherin Princess.
    Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-24-10

    I sense disturbance in the Sue.

    Vampires And Demigods At Wizard School? by nightcrawler1116011
    This story takes place in the middle of Harry P. book 6, after breaking dawn and the last olympian.Sorry not good at spelling! The vamps and demis go to hogworts to help out.will they win the batel with this extra help? srry not good at sums!good story!:p
    Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Published: 10-23-10 - Harry P. & Percy J.

    I want majic.
     
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  13. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    Harry James Potter The Phenom » reviews
    After the events in the department of mysteries, Harry decides that he has no chance of defeating Voldemort and that he is not about die for the Wizarding world after everything they have done and said about him. Slight wwe crossover; Harry is undertaker

    I... don't know what to say or think of this.
     
  14. Anarchy

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    Dumbledore is Rick Flair obviously, and Hagrid is The Giant or w/e he is going by these days. I can't think of anyone good to be Stone Cold, no one is nearly bad ass enough
     
  15. Grinning Lizard

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    As I'm experimenting with a bizarre crossover at the moment, I was naturally inclined to defend this in some way.

    But I can't.

    Well written summary though - it's definitely a wtf!fics contribution in the making. After the Hero of Stupidity's post, which I don't have time to quote, I think the all-time fangirl-fail-o-meter is in danger levels.
     
  16. Blazzano

    Blazzano Unspeakable

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    Mad Eye Moody would be Stone Cold. I can't think of who could possibly be the Rock, though...
     
  17. Verminard

    Verminard Seventh Year

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    Shacklebolt.
     
  18. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    or Flitwick.That would be fun.Like Spiderman, geek in the day and superhero thingy at night.
     
  19. Roma

    Roma Fourth Year

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    The idea of this person procreating is terrifying enough, but add that to the fact that she is raising the kid by herself and I fear for the brain cells of anyone who lives near them. Also, it is amazing how many fanfiction authors have eyes which change color according to their moods. I mean, who exactly do they think they're kidding?
     
  20. Hero of Stupidity

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    I think us, but I'm not sure.

    third year blows by I-love-fudge reviews
    harry enters third year at hogwarts but siruis blacks exscaped and harrys falling in love with his duaghter, Neville gets a girl NL/OC HP/OC OW/OC and mentioned SB/oc and onesinded PW/OC
    Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-24-10 - Harry P. & OC

    I don't know how but I found this. Even the author name is bad. And third year blows what?
     
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