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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Sacrosanct, Oct 5, 2010.

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  1. Sacrosanct

    Sacrosanct Auror

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    Oct 5, 2010 #1
    Just looking for a good laugh so I'm getting everyone else to do the searching for me.

    That's pretty much it.

    But don't worry! I won't leave you hanging!

    Some of my favourites just for you. Aren't I sweet?

    EDIT: Hmmm, that title is supposed to just be ads. But, oh well. No use crying over spilt milk.
     
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  2. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

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    Oct 5, 2010 #2
    Carleton Draught = Awesome.
     
  3. Nuhuh

    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Retired Staff

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    Oct 5, 2010 #3
    ok, I wasted an hour looking at funny commercials after that. Still, better than getting sucked into TvTropes.

    Some oldies but goodies there, Sofa
     
  4. Aekiel

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  5. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    ...okay.

    Even though I'm technically retired from the profession, I feel like it's my job to design this.
     
  6. Sacrosanct

    Sacrosanct Auror

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    I've never seen any of those Carlsberg ads. I love the flatmate one.
     
  7. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2010 #7
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  8. Tuiz

    Tuiz Fifth Year

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    An old ad from Germany. Was banned after a couple of days...

    Burger King
     
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  9. Shinysavage

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    Nov 18, 2010 #9
    Classic banned condom ad ftw. Link
     
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  11. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Surprised no one has linked this beer commercial yet.

    Edit: There seem to have been quite a few posts since I actually got around to making this one -- so I'm sorry if I'm doing a repeat.

    Here's another condom commercial that I also hope hasn't been posted since I checked last.
     
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  15. Mercenary

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    Nov 22, 2010 #15
    I hate you.
     
  16. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    Nov 23, 2010 #16
    Don't fuck around in Bal'mer. We Marylanders will fuck your shit.
     
  17. Striker

    Striker What's up demons?

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    I'm not sure whether or not you did that on purpose...
     
  18. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    I'm pretty sure I did your mom on purpose.




    (I had to, I couldn't resist. I'm sure your mother is a lovely person.)
     
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  19. Teapot

    Teapot Third Year

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    Just like Carlsberg can't control their awesome narrator, Blaise can't control his urges to spew good-natured vitriol. :D
     
  20. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    Nov 24, 2010 #20
    There is such a thing as the Baltimore accent, wherein consonants are swallowed or frequently ignored. So Bal-ti-more becomes Bal-mer, and Mary-land becomes Mur-land. My point still stands. B-moreans will fuck your shit up.
     
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