This thread has achieved worth. I forgive it for everything else.

 

I like the fact that no one has yet to link the first story. Which, to me at least, sounds interesting and I would like to read.

 

Here is the first Story

Manipulating Fate

I read this story when I first started reading fanfiction . It was reasonably well written if I remember correcty though the story has not been updated in over 2 years.

 

Apparently everybody decided to overlook my contribution to this thread, or at least ignored it

 

You know what?

 

You know, Hermione with a big-arse gun like that would of solved so many problems in canon...

"It's no wonder that she hasn't got any frie-" (Boom!)

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"...filthy little Mudblood-" (Boom!)

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"Hello, Sweetcheeks-" McLaggen's feeble attempts at wooing Hermione were brutally cut short however, as from seemingly out of nowhere she suddenly took aim with a big-arse magnum-like gun. "Pig," she angrily snarled before she mercilessly and without any hint of hesitation reduced the chauvinistic Gryffindor's head to crimson hued mush.

No one blinked at the horrifically loud explosion, and neither did they bat an eye as they calmly stepped around Cormac McLaggen's now blood-drenched and slowly cooling corpse - they knew what would happen if they tried to interfere with Hermione "Hothead" Granger, arsehole killer extraordinaire.

 

lol That made me laugh. :awesome