I don't even...

 

Hmm.....

 

A Magical Man hpXtwilight » by Scandinavian Snapper reviews Harry grows up possibly the smartest kid in the world. He's pretty kick ass. Following in his family's footsteps, Harry decides he's going to become all that he can be. But how will it all happen? HP/Multi HP/BS HP/FD HP/OC Powerful!Super!Smart!Harry. R&Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-4-10 - Published: 11-26-10 - Harry P. & Fleur D.

This is just wrong on so many levels...

 

Whats the BS stand for?

 

Bitch Slap ofcourse

 

BullShit my friend! The new exchange student with murky brown eyes like shit, with wavy dark brown hair wich smelled like cow fertilizer in the spring air...

 

Brussel Sprout, Pomona's hot Continental cousin.

 

Hmm...all good answers.

 

Yeah, I can't follow those up with anything equally amusing, so I'll settle for the truth: It's Bella Swan.

Edit: I really don't know why I bother with adultfanfiction.net. I've only ever found three or four decent fics there, and I'm more disturbed with every visit. So, after my first visit in three months, what do I find second on the list?

Harry's Punishment
Harry wets himself during a spanking in Snape's class. DP, Fet, Humil, PWP, Spank, Toys
Author [Dravana] -:- Rated [Adult++] -:- Chapters [1] -:- Published [2010-12-03] -:- Updated [2010-12-03 13:04:29] -:- Edited [2010-12-03] -:- Hits [2947] -:- Reviews [7]

 

Ahh...I was thinking HP people.

More than a tad disturbing. Aught to add a Pedophilia warning also.

 

"THE PLAN IS FLAWLESS"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

 

Quote from the authors page. Needs to get priorities straight.

 

For me this counts as it tells you almost nothing about the story. What the hell's going to happen? While not traditionally terrible it just sucks as a summary, because it summarises nothing. Just stood out to me as being unimaginably bland.

Doesn't need any explanation. None. Just look at it.

 

It does: 'poorly written shit' could be applied, too.

 

I'd also suggest visiting the author's profile, you'll find stuff like this:

and 53 (!!) other summaries as goo.. err bad as this one.

Here's the link

 

Harry Potter and Emily Riddle: Year One AU: What if Petunia married Voldemort and everything that happened to the wizarding world was because of Dumbledore?What if Petunia and Voldemort had a daughter, and Harry was dumped on Petunia's doorstep? What if the cousins went to Hogwarts together?

But her name is not Ebony (daughter), thank God.

 

As soon as I saw the words "Petunia married Voldemort", at least 5 flaws came to mind straight off that would of destroyed any credibility that the story might of had, even if it's well written or not.

Where do people come up with this crap?

 

Why Does Love Always Feel like a Battlefield? by iluvtheboywiththebread reviews
It's the final part of the Hogwarts Battle, but Voldemort can't fight without the help of his glee friends. But suddenly the dark lord realizes what it means to love.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-6-10 - Complete

I know it's a parody, but why?WHY?

 

How do people even think that's long enough? Even for a prologue. I know not everyone writes the epic length chapters of some of the DLP luminaries, but seriously. Warlocke's written longer posts about grammar than this story in its entirety.

 

Warlocke writes every thing long. Even if it need not be.