The format style also makes me wonder if the prologue was written all in Microsoft Note Pad, and not a proper piece of word processing software. Hell, you can get OpenOffice.org for free on FF.net's main website! It's what I use...

 

These were the two reviews...

 

Coming from two 'fan girls', I'm not too surprised.

I think the first reviewer's name kind of sums it up.

 

LOLOLOLOL!!!:awesome

 

NO! HE is a whore and thats it!

 

The second's name is actually worse, IMO.

HarryHermioneBellaSwan????

WTF?

 

I love the summaries which always ask questions in them:

But what if Harry was actually a llama? And that llama had a best friend who was a goat? And what if Harry was the llama Dragon Lord? And what if the author was tripping on acid while writing this story?

 

That is the first name I was referring to: FanFiction.net's reviews have the most recent reviews on top of the older ones. Still, not exactly imaginative with names, are they? Then again, Twilight fan. 'Nuff said.

A fire breathing llama? :awesome

 

Oh well. I was going from top to bottom, meh.

Oh. Oh! I know one of those.

It's again from that wonderful author timeturneruser.

 

Who can transform into a duck or a ninja.

 

is awesome

Did that goat perhaps know Aberforth Dumbledore? :awesome

 

. Potions Protege » by SecretSongbird reviews What happens when American teenage attitude runs into a British brick wall in the form of one Professor Severus Snape? CP in later chapters. Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,732 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 12-7-10 - Published: 6-14-09 - Severus S.



This had better be a crossover.

 

You should write that shit.

 

Oh, yeah, let's start borrowing storylines from famous authors and butchering them to our hearts' content! What a great idea!

How do the author's brain cells misfire so severely? Why won't Zeus take some of his divine pride and smite this fool?

 

...

:facepalm

Human race will die of stupidity. 'Nuff said.

 

That goat was emotionally scarred by Alberforth Dumbledore... Harry the llama is on a vengeance quest for his best friend. And yes, he can breathe fire and transform into a duck and a ninja.

 

But he meets the evil, llama-raping, Albus Dumbledore! The brother of Aberforth Dumbledore! And they both go an quest to avenge their lost innocence!

 

My Immortal: With Commentary By A Lunatic » by queenofthelooneybin reviews
Remember the worst fanfic to have ever been written? I have brought it back. Now you can enjoy the horror, bad sex scenes and canon rape all over again. Now with commentary!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,219 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 12-8-10 - Published: 11-19-10 - Draco M. & OC

It's back! Llama Harry save our souls!

 

I...I want to cry.

 

Some of this stuff is ripe for MST3K. But they should really take the fics where the author is serious about the crap.