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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v6.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    This has only ever been done well once...

    Pride, Prejudice and Zombies.
     
  2. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    I was actually looking at that on play.com earlier last week. Xmas shopping/listing, ya know.
     
  3. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    It's a fantastic book, and well worth reading.
     
  4. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Guess it's one for the list, then. I'm also asking for the Zombie Survival Guide and its two accompanying books.
     
  5. Nuit

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    Adventures of the meta ninja: Metabee by sagotomi
    In the village hidden in the leaves there is a clan of enormous power the Medarotto clan, famous for there great armors with amazing powers follow the stoy of the heir to this clan Metabee and his adventures to become the best that there is.
    Crossover - Medabots & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Published: 12-9-10 - Naruto U.

     
  6. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Memoirs Across the Galaxy by Jade Tulklin
    A teenage highschool hipster Twi'lik shows her view of Star Wars with stereotypes and a highschool point of view as she finds love, herself, her identity, and realizes her true powers.
    Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Published: 12-9-10 - unknown 13 & Stan S.

    I LIEK THEY 2

    The School of Magic and Shadow by Overlord of the Afterlife reviews
    summary is inside; I do not Harry Potter or Naruto. Kisishmoto and JK Rowling do.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-10 - Harry P.

    OMG! They do them!
     
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  7. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Thought I'd contribute.

    Snapes new Fan by notnob Snape meets a peroson who... well... stalks him.Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Published: 12-10-10

    Um ... o...k....

    Trouble and a Runaway » by emtollyxtanctorsson reviews Trouble McGonnagall. Just your ordinary witch. Oh except for one thing. But that is for later. Good luck Trouble, you're going to need it. AU. Please R&R, full summary inside. Thanks, emtollyxtanctorssonRated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-10-10 - Published: 11-9-10 - James P. & Sirius B.

    Trouble McGonnagall. Sure, why not?
     
  8. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    'Trouble' McGonnagall? They could of at least tried to put some more effort into the character name, don't ya think?
     
  9. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Notice the pairing?
     
  10. Nuit

    Nuit Dark Lord

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    I actually didn't I was just looking at Trouble.
     
  11. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I know how Trouble McGonnagall came to be!

    Until Next Time by Jaden Oliver reviews Hermione likes McGonagall. Hermione is held after class, ends up getting help from her transfiguration teacher, then something happens... SLASH! R for just in case, but it should be PG13... for sexual content.. KissingRated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 12-11-10 - Published: 12-21-03 - Hermione G. & Minerva M. - Complete
     
  12. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    I say again: breeding ban!
     
  13. happilyeverafter

    happilyeverafter Sixth Year

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    Llama!Harry will. With his epic llama skills.

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    They have to use the help of the alpaca Dark Lord, Baaaaaldemort, to defeat the two brothers, and through an amazing set of coincidences manage to kill them.

    Anyway,

    Who is Sanct and who is Audrey?
     
  14. Kensington

    Kensington Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Awesome pic happilyeverafter.
    What the hell is a trio-morph??
     
  15. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Uh...someone who can morph into a trio? (Whatever that is?)
     
  16. Captain Trips

    Captain Trips High Inquisitor

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    Well here is another one.

    A Serious Parody » reviews Chapter 3: "H-hello Hagrid, I'm Harry." "No, yer not, I'm hairy!"Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 9-30-10 - Published: 2-26-10 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete
     
  17. wordhammer

    wordhammer Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    Clearly, she can turn into a Whomping Willow. The raven familiar nests in her hair.
     
  18. addictedforlife

    addictedforlife High Inquisitor

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    This... is just one bad, pathetic attempt at humor... I'm crying.
     
  19. Captain Trips

    Captain Trips High Inquisitor

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    And here is another bad fanfic.

    Harry Potter, Jedi Planeswalker » reviews Harry Potter goes to Hogwarts to discover he has a planeswalker's Spark as well as Force Capabilities. SW/HP/M:tG crossoverCrossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,388 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-10-10 - Published: 5-30-10
     
  20. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Never forget the eyeliner ... and the leather pants.

    The Birthday Excursion by Casi reviews Tonks drags Harry out for his birthday. Includes eyeliner and leather pants.Complete - Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-10-04 - Harry P. & N. Tonks
     
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