You went far back for that one. Pull up some more crap.

 

Meh, not like I've anything better to do at the moment.

FEEL TEH WUV!

 

You know, it's curious how normally teen-authors who write shitty crap apparently don't know how to use the Shift-key, but this one apparently doesn't know how to undo the Caps-lock? :facepalm

 

:facepalm

37,543 words of crap, maybe?

 

Reposted, surely.

 

Wtf? Someone want to read this fic to explain that? I don't believe that Harry and his... husband... have just adopted two sons... Mpreg ftw!

 

OH GOD

PLEASE I DONT WANNA BE WITH SNAPE!

 

Busted.

/filler.

 

Shit I forget about it all the time.

Sometimes it's in my favour other times not so much.

 

Dragonboy: The Destined Heir by sjm95x reviews Some call him Raiden. Others, Dragonboy. He's destined to save the world. But what happens when he's forced into going to Hogwarts? And why does he hate Hermione Granger and the Weasleys so much? Independent Harry Potter. Slash: HP/Daphne;fem!Blaise. AU!

 

I'm guessing they mean femme slash as in Daphne/fem!Blaise.

In other words it's a run of the mill self-insert written by a thirteen year old boy who is most probably an Eragon fan judging by the "dragonboy" part.

 

This time, it's in your favor.

 

This was the first story I saw when I loaded the HP ff.net page. I hope the author is eaten alive by dinosaurs.

 

Into the Woods » by darklydraco reviews Draco's side of HPB - the angsty, heart-wrenching HP/DM side of the story. Warnings for violence and explicit m/m content. Overwhelmingly HP/DM with implied SS/RL. First 20 chapters completed, going up every day or so. DeathHalSlash to follow. Please R&R!

I can just feel wrenching of my heart (and stomach) when I look at this fic.

 

Well, at least he doesn't end up with Ginny. :fire

 

Shouldn't that be extended to all Draco/Harry slash readers/writers, though?

 

Hardly. Dinosaurs are far too awesome for the likes of them. Come to think of it, dinosaurs are entirely too awesome for the author as well. She should be eaten alive by incontinent pekingese.

 

Here is another fic.

Namikaze Blood Bond by xxHinaAngelxx reviews A bond can never be broken...no matter how far apart you are. Brothers will soon be reunited, a young boy will soon find his heritage, another will reunite with his father,...and soulmates will finally be together. Yaoi! HarryxRon, NaruxMale!Hinata!Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-10 - Ron W. & Naruto U.

 

harry potter cast love story by twilightlover356 reviews
emma and the cast go to watch bonnie,emmas little sister, for the summer . will it go well read and find out
Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-10

I thought I will take a little break from studying and found this..I'm gonna get the bleach,need some?

 

A Spark of Life » by Kiera27 reviews

Harry never expected to find out that he had another aunt in the US that didn't think he was a freak. Of course he also didn't expect to be caught in a war between two factions of giant robots. Harry/? Sam/? Mikaela/? Possible human-transformer Slash

Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 356 - Updated: 12-17-10 - Published: 6-23-09 - Harry P.